Best Waterproof Sex Toys for Men

One of the most common places for men to masturbate is in the shower or bath but did you know there are some amazing waterproof sex toys that are guaranteed to make his bathtime fun even better!

I speak to people about their masturbation habits a lot. Mostly it's for work, but sometimes I'm just curious (don't worry, I'm always appropriate. I won't bring it up at your Nan's Sunday lunch unless she does first) and one thing I've learnt is that men really wish there were more sex toys out there for them. But if you do your research there are! 

While men are definitely getting better at talking to their mates about this stuff, unless they go into an adult shop, or see a men's magazine listicle come across their social media, there's not a lot of information out there about them that they'll see in every day life.

Women, we talk. We compare. We squeal about the latest sex toy purchase we've made and tell everyone who will listen "omggggg you've GOT to try the new Whizz-Bang-Vibe-Doohickey, I squirted so hard I scared the cat!" and off we all go to buy and try and out-squirt each other. But unfortunately for men there is still a bit of taboo about using a sex toy or enhancement aid, with this odd machismo attitude of "I don’t need lube! Just give me some Tabasco sauce and sand paper and I'll be right!"

So here’s my list of some of the best bathroom sex toys for men that you'll absolutely want to tell your mates about and recommend.

Fleshlight

One of the original and the best penis sleeves on the market, Fleshlight really do know dicks and what they like. They've got styles and designs for all penises, all shapes and all sizes. You can learn how to last longer, and you can even use them virtually with amazing modern technology and, one of the best accessories they come with is an attachment that sticks it to your shower wall so you can play hands free!

Check out Fleshlight Turbo™ which provides mind-blowing sensations and the most realistic and satisfying alternative to oral sex.

Fleshlight Classic Pink™ Lady package is perfect for first time buyers and has a patented SuperSkin interior that is designed to give you a realistic and utterly erotic experience. 

Seriously do yourself a favour. The shower attachment is inexpensive and will fit any existing or new Fleshlight!

Bathmate

Penis pumps get a bit of a bad rap sometimes but they're actually a really effective, non medical way to help some people with erectile issues or longevity issues. While over-use can sometimes be a bit wearing on the sensitive skin and blood vessels in the area, water pumps, like Bathmate, help to relieve a lot of that pressure and can be used far more frequently and for pleasure uses as well as technical ones. They come in different sizes for different all penises and are super easy to use in the bath or shower.

Pulse Duo toys by Hot Octopus

We've talked about the Pulse range before and I will always try and slot them into penis sex toy lists because not only are they excellent, they're also pretty unique in the way they work. It doesn't matter if you're hard or soft, and they've actually been designed specifically for people with low mobility issues because, once it's on, you don't need to use your hands much at all. Taking the disability world by storm as one of the very first products made with disability in mind, I will always recommend them. They even have toys for (hetero) couples so even if your penis doesn't do what the books tell you it should be doing, you can both achieve pleasure and intimacy together.

Satisfyer Men's Wand

If you're a man who know anything about women's sex toys you've probably heard of the Satisfyer. This clitoral toy took the world by storm a few years ago and has become probably the most recognisable sex toy name since Hitachi famously made a massager and Sex and the City talked about the Rabbit. Well they've made one for penises now and it's apparently awesome! Similarly to the way the Pulses wrap around the shaft, so too does the Satisfyer Wand, but with a nice long handle so you can run it up and down, or pass to someone else to control. Bath, shower, anywhere really!

Aneros Prostate Massagers

The Aneros prostate massagers are great. They're slim and contoured to reach the perfect place inside and for male g-spot orgasms. They don't look too confronting at all, even for men who have never explored that area before, and are designed purely for that prostate pleasure. Super discreet that you could wear and use almost anywhere and absolutely perfect for both seasoned prostate players and those just beginning to discover the pleasures within. Go on. You know you're curious. And in the privacy of your bathroom you can give yourself permission to really indulge.

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  HOSTINGSUCKA

  More than a month ago

  The Fleshlight is a must have for those 'dry spells'.
  As for wanking,
  Bathtub? No way!
  Shower? Yea all the time!

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  Annandalesparky

  More than a month ago

  Great article. I have a few of the toys mentioned here, and always have a sensational time using them.
  However, the best fun I’ve ever had with them was when I was lucky enough to have someone else use them on me! That was very memorable for both of us.

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  FunNFriendship2

  More than a month ago

  Like most guys I don’t think they would wank in the bath and have cum sick to their skin
  I would and have wanked in the shower

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