Let’s be honest: most men don’t spend a lot of time thinking about their underwear. It’s not exactly the part of your outfit you’re showing off at brunch (unless you’re having a very bold Sunday). But whether you realise it or not, your choice of undies says a lot about you.

Think of it like a personality quiz but with elastic waistbands.

So, if you’ve ever wondered what message you’re sending when you strip down to your basics, here’s a light-hearted guide to what your underwear might be quietly revealing about you.

The Classic Briefs (a.k.a. The Reliable One)

If you’re a briefs guy, you’re practical, no-nonsense, and probably own at least one tool you genuinely know how to use. You like things that work. You don’t need bells and whistles - just support where it counts.

Briefs men tend to be confident, even if they’re not the loudest in the room. You’re the type who pays bills on time and has a favourite coffee order you never deviate from.

Boxer Shorts (a.k.a. The Free Spirit)

Boxer shorts are for the man who values comfort above all else. You like freedom. You like airflow. You probably also like lounging.

Boxer men often have a relaxed personality and give off “easy-going boyfriend energy”. You might not always be the most organised, but you’re fun to be around. You’re also likely to own at least one pair of boxers with a quirky print design - bananas, penguins or something festive.

You are a man who enjoys the little things in life, like not feeling constricted.

Boxer Briefs (a.k.a. The Crowd Pleaser)

Boxer briefs are the Switzerland of men’s underwear. Not too tight, not too loose, just right.

If this is your go-to, you’re probably balanced, dependable, and quietly competitive. You like to look good, but you don’t want anyone to think you’re trying too hard. You may not admit it, but you’ve definitely looked at your own reflection in the mirror and thought, “Yep I’ve still got it.”

Trunks (a.k.a. The Stylish One)

Trunks are for men who know what they’re doing, and they give off confident energy without having to shout about it. They’re modern, sharp, and usually come in colours other than black, grey, or “whatever was on sale”.

If you wear trunks, you’re probably a little more fashion-conscious. You care about the details. You might have a skincare routine (and you should be proud of it). You also probably know the difference between “casual smart” and “smart casual,” which is honestly a superpower. 

Jockstraps (a.k.a. The Bold Choice)

If you’re rocking a jockstrap, you are either:

Extremely sporty
Extremely confident
Extremely aware of what you’re doing

Or all three.

Jockstrap men are adventurous and not afraid to lean into their sensual side. You like excitement, you like being noticed, and you’re probably not shy about your body. You’re also the kind of man who knows that underwear can be functional and fun.

Thong or G-String (a.k.a. The Rule Breaker)

Let’s not pretend this is an accident. If you’re wearing a thong, you have made a deliberate decision. A statement has been made.

Thong men are confident, cheeky (literally), and not particularly concerned with outdated ideas of what men “should” wear. You’re probably playful, open-minded, and maybe a little bit of a flirt.

You also enjoy the reaction when someone discovers your secret weapon is far less fabric than expected.

Designer Underwear (a.k.a. The Show-Off)

If your waistband has a logo big enough to be seen from space, you like the finer things in life. You might also like being admired.

Designer underwear men tend to enjoy attention and have a strong sense of personal pride. You care about quality. You may or may not have taken your underwear drawer organisation to an unnecessary level.

But honestly? Respect. If you’re investing in underwear that costs the same as a decent dinner, you’re clearly committed to living your best life.

Old, Faded Undies with Questionable Elastic (a.k.a. The Comfort Zone King)

We all know these guys. You might even be this guy.

If your underwear is older than some of your friendships, you’re loyal, sentimental, and possibly in denial about how often you should replace things. You’re practical, maybe too practical. You don’t see the point in buying new underwear when the current pair is “still basically fine”.

Spoiler: it’s not.

But you’re also likely the kind of man who shows up when it matters, which is far more attractive than a new elastic.

No Underwear (a.k.a. The Wild Card)

If you go commando, you are living on the edge. You like freedom, you dislike restrictions, and you’re not afraid of a little risk.

Commando men are often spontaneous, confident, and a bit mischievous. You probably enjoy being unpredictable. You may also enjoy the thrill of knowing you’re one awkward gust of wind away from chaos. You’re either a fearless rebel or perhaps you just hate laundry.

At the end of the day, underwear is a personal choice. It’s about comfort, confidence, and sometimes just grabbing whatever’s clean off the chair (no judgement).

But whether you’re a classic briefs guy or secretly hiding a thong in your drawer, your underwear says something about you: how you see yourself, what makes you feel good, and how much effort you’re willing to put into your everyday confidence.

Because here’s the truth - good underwear isn’t just underwear. It’s a vibe.

And every man deserves to feel like a legend from the waist down.

Ladies tell us if you have a preference for when the desire is high and the pants come off. Does a man's choice of underwear inflame your passion or deflate your enthusiasm? Share. We really want to know. 

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