Sexiest Holiday Destinations for You and Your Lover

Borders are open and, as long as you’ve managed to get a passport, that overseas holiday is just a click away. But money is tight for many of us at the moment, and paying a mortgage or rent or even filling up the car with petrol is our main priority. Which makes it hard to imagine a sexy getaway with our lover or partner in the near future. You know, something other than a family holiday by the beach, something sexy and naughty and maybe a little bit debauched. So here is our guide to the sexiest holiday destinations for you and your lover which won’t break the bank. 

Cheap as Chips

Making sexy memories with your lover doesn't have to cost the earth. In fact, even on a tight budget there are ways to create deliciously decadent memories and holiday horniness with the tightest of shoestrings. All you really need is you, your lover, the desire to make something special, and a little bit of imagination.

I'm sure most of you have heard the joke about sex in a campground being fucking intense (fucking in tents for those confused), and it really can be. Being aware of the other people around you of course, going away for a sexy weekend of campfires and bush walking can be a super cheap, yet super awesome way to get away, get back to nature, and get down and dirty. Secluded spots near rivers or beaches are abundant in Australia, as are free or mega-cheap camp spots in state parks and other areas, and never underestimate the seductive power of a cheap bottle of wine and a packet of home brand marshmallows in front of a crackling fire under a clear, starry sky.

Out Of Town Shenanigans 

When it comes to swinging and playing and partner swapping, a lot of people are a bit remiss about playing around their own area. We get that. Especially when you live in a small town, or work within the community, the idea of getting "busted" or found out can be enough to stop you from ever trying... But new town, who dis! 

Most major cities and towns in Australia have events you can look up on Adult Match Maker, as well as smaller groups and couples you can get together with in your own space and time, so why not put that on your list of "stuff to organise" before heading off on your long weekend getaway. A cheap motel room with the right couple can turn a roadhouse into a house of debauchery, and getting out to a party or meet and greet is a great way to meet like-minded, sexy people not necessarily in your local area.

Blood Pumping Adrenalin 

There's nothing like a bit of excitement and adrenalin to get your motor running, and adventure holidays with things like sky diving, bungee jumping, parasailing and other extreme sports can be a great precursor to fantastic sex and body-shaking orgasms. A Canadian study found sexual arousal scores sky rocket when you are frightened or anxious, even more reason to find an activity which gets you pumped in more ways than one. Yes, sometimes those experiences can cost a bit of money, but there are also cheaper alternatives that can give you the same rush, without the large outlay. Rock climbing centres. Trampoline worlds. Indoor skydives. Local fetes and theme parks. Even a good, scary escape room experience can give you those same adrenalin rushes and make the rest of your evening one of fun and flirty frivolity. 

Millionaire Mischief

If money really is no object then swingers resorts or clothing optional resorts are amazing! With incredible theme nights and the freedom of topless (and sometimes bottomless) beach frolics with like-minded couples, who doesn’t dream of one day taking the plunge and booking that once in a lifetime travel experience. You will find links to some of the more popular resorts like Desire and Temptation in our Travel section. 

Or perhaps a swingers cruise is more your pace. Both Bliss Cruises (mostly departing Florida USA) and Desire Resorts (Rio de Janeiro, Greece, Venice and more) have takeover cruises exclusively for adventurous couples. Yes they are a pricey option but sometimes it’s nice to dream! 

Whatever your desires, whatever your budget, it doesn't matter. If you have the want, then you can always find the perfect solution, and we want to hear about it here!

What's the sexiest holiday you've ever been on?