The best Twitter comebacks in response to unsolicited dick pics

If you're a woman the chances are you've been sent a dick pic. In fact recent stats say 40% of women have been sent unsolicited explicit material. 

Anecdotal evidence reveals that the motivation for men to send a dick pic varies but a few common reasons are:

  • Validation,
  • Insecurity about their bodies and looking for positive comments,
  • The conversation (or texting) is lulling,
  • The thrill of taking the pic and imagining the sexual connection,
  • It’s a numbers game, a small percentage of women are going to say yes and hook up with me. 

The humble dick pic is still a topic which arises daily on Twitter (yes pun intended) and here are some of our favourite tweets on the topic. 

If you own a penis then definitely check out our blog posts Don't Be A Dick With Dick Pics! and 10 Photos Guaranteed to Impress Her More than a Dick Pic

But dick owners beware, according to Twitter dick pics are so 2018! Nut videos are the new black and with Adult Match Maker’s Member Videos feature taking off we can see why!


  • Caringredhead7 Photo
    More than a month ago

    If I'm attempting to get to know a person to see if we connect, the last thing I expect is a dic pic....that comes my choosing

  • morehorniea Photo
    More than a month ago

    I send back a photo of a cat - if they have a sense of humour we keep talking if they get agro they get blocked

  • Logophile
    More than a month ago

    I was subjected to a chain of vitriol when I politely told an AMM member I didn’t think we were suited after he sent me an unsolicited dick pic on another platform!
    I get people are into it but it can be controversial so check first! And don’t be horrid if you’re rebuffed.
    Wish I could name and shame but I’m taking the high road while he’s sitting around with penis in his hand waiting for photographic opportunities.

  • cowgaluvoldrmen
    More than a month ago

    Lol I’m not on Twitter
    But there plenty of dick pics here , some nice some not
    Do like a decent neat pic thou or a nice video but there is plenty of porn now days ! I just say if it’s only thick n big lol than send me a photo , amazing how many don’t reply

  • SweetestSins Photo
    More than a month ago

    Receiving unsolicited dick pics is the same as when my cat brings me a dead mouse, I can see he’s proud.... but I’m not touching it! ;)

    • Account Closed
      More than a month ago

      Haha brilliant

    • Steve0112
      More than a month ago

      A brilliant anology..well done :)

    • Account Closed
      More than a month ago


  • LadyDragon
    More than a month ago

    Hilarious! Not the unsolicited dicks, but:
    "Oh, you have a huge dick? Awesome. I have frosted sugar cookies. Guess which one I’m putting in my mouth?"
    Ha! Also, those guys with JUST dick pix in their on-site profiles... we all KNOW guys have dicks (well, most of them) and SOME get great erections, but THATS NOT ALL most women want. It's the mind & body, or support system for the cock that's most important (to most women, I'd think). If we want validation your cock rises to the occasion, we'll ask, or tease it a little to see if it spits (the dummy).

  • Ifuwannadome Photo
    More than a month ago

    Hate hate hate they piss me off and are instantly a bye bye sorry but all guys have one and it means nothing to me

  • shortnfeisty
    More than a month ago

    I am so over the Dicki on any site & what is men thinking behind it, is that the only attractive feature they have?? Or do they think that I will show it & us being wimmen will be drawn to it because it big they are in with a chance .......... Um not for me thanks I just delete and move & indeed they ( men ) when you ask to see a face shot you get sent a dick pick SERIOUSLY did i ask that. What part face shot dont u understand what is your dick attached to your face???

    • 01silverfox
      More than a month ago

      You could say that they are dickheads lol.

  • bouncingsoulism Photo
    More than a month ago

    I love twitter. I have never had a dick pic sent to me. I've never asked for one either. I read one lady who replies "why are you sending me a photo of a child's dick ?"

    Even on here, men drop their dacks (you can see their dirty floor/or trousers & undies), the loo in the background or even are on the loo or beside a BO spray can when they take a snap. Zero thought into a pic, that a man hope attracts getting laid.....

    I do love dicks. But I love the mystery of discovering cocks in real life far more exciting. I find alluring pics far sexier.

    I know some people who love dick or pussy pics- unsolicited. Cool, it's all about what turns you on.

    Owners and viewers choice.

  • barkly48 Photo
    More than a month ago

    It must be my age, but I think its a good thing I'm not a twitterer... At least I don't have to worry if she wants to see it or not...!! Besides, isn't it better to let her see it first, for real?

  • ManBrainD Photo
    More than a month ago

    lol my wife and friends are planning to do a podcast episode all about dick pics. i'll ask her to give this article a shout-out. thanks!

    • AMM.Editor Photo
      More than a month ago

      Awesome! Let us know when it's going to air so we can give you a shout out on Twitter. Dick pics is a topic close to our hearts ... um well a little lower actually.

  • KinkyGirl101
    More than a month ago


  • 69delights
    More than a month ago

    No different to woman having pictures of there waxed / shaved / hairy pussy on display

    • KinkyGirl101
      More than a month ago

      it's talking about unsolicited pics not photos here. How many women randomly send pussy pics to men they don't know?

    • glorycouple Photo
      More than a month ago

      Not enough lol

    • KinkyCouple4044
      More than a month ago

      For every dick pic article, there's a dude with a dick pic profile photo who seems to disagree with it

    • Leolady727
      More than a month ago

      Kinkycouple. and usually a particularity unattractive dick ;-)

  • Heavenly75 Photo
    More than a month ago

    Best response would have to be this video on YouTube called Dickpicito (to the tune of Despacito).

    • AMM.Editor Photo
      More than a month ago

      I agree, that's hilarious. We shared it on our Facebook page a few months ago.

    • MissThatTouch
      More than a month ago

      The best one I've seen is a youtube video by Scottish comedian Gary Meikle - 'Quit with the dick pics'...."its like my cat bringing home a dead bird" "you're strangling the poor thing".....its hilarious!

    • xFunlovingx Photo
      More than a month ago

      There was a public announcement video made a few years back that was hilarious.

  • Darkstud Photo
    More than a month ago

    Connections start with eye to eye contact first rather than going straight down under into the pants

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