Erotic Alphabet

‪The concept of an erotic alphabet isn’t new. The 1970s saw designs from both Russian born Erte and American artist Federico Castellon whilst in 1946 Hungarian Alex Szekely, a cabaret charicaturist, penned a very explicit A-Z. Possibly the most well known and deliciously titillating however still has mysterious origins but is generally attributed to French artist and printmaker Joseph Apoux and first surfaced around 1900 and we’ve used some of the images in the banner.  

But, although we’ve called this an erotic alphabet it’s more of an ode to sex that our multi-talented sexpert Eva Sless has written. Learning your A-Z has never been so much fun! 


A’s for Arousal, the place where it starts. 
With blood-flow and tingles and flutters of heart.

B is for Booty Call, a last-minute thrill.
My house-mates aren’t home, wanna Netflix and chill?

C’s for Consent, always wait for a yes.
Make sure that you have it, don’t hazard a guess

D is for Dick-Pics, please put them away
If she wants to see it, I promise she’ll say.

E’s for Erotica, go have a look
It’s basically porn, but it’s all in a book

F is for Fucking, just primal and raw
It’s basically what all our bodies are for

G’s for the G-spot that’s hidden away
But worth it to find it and change how you play

H is for Head-Job, all slurpy and fun
But please be considerate and say when you come

I’s for the intimacy sex can bring
A deeper connection, much more than a fling

J is for Juices that give her her taste
Each drop is like nectar, you won’t want to waste

K’s for the Kinksters, the pleasure and pain
The Doms and the subs, with their whips and their chains

L is for lubricant, slippery and wet
A vital sex-essory, please don’t forget!

M’s for Menage-A-Trois, three in the bed
A tangle of bodies, and libidos well fed

N is for Nympho, the insatiable one
Who’s never quite satisfied, but always fun

O’s for our Orgasms, moaning and loud
Show how much you like it, make your lover proud

P is for Pegging, the ultimate way
To get to his prostate (IT WON’T MAKE YOU GAY!)

Q’s for a Quickie, got five mins to spare?
A rushed but a sexy erotic affair

R is for Rubbers, the easiest way
To practice safe sex every day after day

S is for every Sexuality
Whatever your letter, be it L G B or T

T is to Titillate, Tempt and to Tease
Do you want more? Well you’ll have to say “please”.

U is for Unicorn, single and free
Who’s up for a good time with a couple or three.

V’s for Vibrators, a girl’s special friend
Lovers come and go, but it’s there til the end

W is for wanking, something all of us do
And why not, it’s fun, and it’s good for you too!

X for X-Rated, the smut we consume
when hidden away in our darkened bedroom

Y’s for the Yeses, the Yippees and Yum
The deliciousness of hearing and feeling them come

Z for the snuggles, the comfort, the flow
The satisfied snooze in the sweet afterglow

9 Comments

  • Gwendolina03
    More than a month ago

    Love it well written.

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    FiftyOneShades
    More than a month ago

    Beautifully written, Eva - I loved reading through the entire alphabet, nicely done!

  • MissThatTouch
    More than a month ago

    I've always loved your way with words Eva...and this is awesome! haha...very clever! :-)

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    brazenhotlips
    More than a month ago

    Brilliant!

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    Dipper8301
    More than a month ago

    Beautiful piece of poetry, love it!

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    triXXXi66
    More than a month ago

    Oh thats so cool Eva, makes me want to conjure up my own A-Z sex poem now... thinking....

  • John2779
    More than a month ago

    The best way to use the alphabet is during cunnilingus.
    Once arriving at the clitoris proceed to draw the alphabet with your tongue. If your lover hasn't cum by Z repeat the process.
    SLOWLY and sensually, it isn't meant for speed writing.
    PS you can change it up a bit by using lower case.

  • Candygirl20
    More than a month ago

    Deliciously entertaining poetic expression.

    • Account Closed
      More than a month ago

      Hi sweetie copy that

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