Track Your Sexual Performance with i.Con Smart Condom
There are heaps of gadgets and apps on the market which track our lifestyles – everything from fitness to sleep. But if you’ve ever been curious about tracking your sexual performance this wearable technology promises to rate your pelvic performance in the bedroom. It’s like a Fitbit but for your man bits.
The i.Con smart condom isn’t actually a condom, it’s a lightweight, adjustable ring which is worn at the base of the penis and is the newest form of wearable technology. The product took British Condoms 3 years to develop and is in its final stages of testing before market release early in 2018.
Using sensors and nano-chip technology the intimate gadget compiles data while the ring is worn during sex and then uploads the info via Bluetooth to a smart device. The performance reports reveal the total number of thrusts and the average velocity of the thrusts, as well as how often you have sex, the duration of your sessions and how many calories you burned during sex.
The i.Con website proudly declares “The future of your sex life starts here” but as the product doesn’t improve pleasure or make you a better lover that’s a bit of a stretch.
"Users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world," the product description says because, apparently, the world needs to know our intimate statistics. Perhaps we should include this in profile information on Adult Match Maker?
And with an 8 hour battery life we’re guessing it will outlast even your longest bedroom marathon.
Our advice, if you’re a sex nerd and can’t wait to see how you match up on the sex leader board then grab your credit card but if you want to get a rating on your performance in the bedroom, why not ask your partner.
14 comments
PLAYMATE938
More than a month agoObviously Dumb people will part with large amounts of cash for dumb products. What ever happened to intimacy and communication with you partner of choice
Replyrobbie.matrix
More than a month agoFitBit CockRing. What will they think of next?
ReplyIs it adjustable? Or One Size Fits All kind of deal?
MissThatTouch
More than a month agoDoes it have a targeted amount..like a pedometer aims you at 10,000 steps I can see it now..."OooOoOoh...cant stop yet...need to get in 200 more!"...lol
ReplyDarkstud
More than a month agoSex should be natural. I wouldn't want to take the enjoyable pleasure out of my sex life by wearing a gadget around my cock.
ReplyFuckenSMASHya
More than a month agoI would break that.
ReplyBustymilf24
More than a month agoAverage velocity of thrusts? I can imagine a man silly enough to wear this will feel compelled to ram his cock as hard and fast as possible to “increase” his sexual performance. Qualitative feedback is better than quantitative in this case.
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ReplyAccount Closed
More than a month agoExactly! Possible ouch!
Ifuwannadome
More than a month agoSigh
Replywants2tongue
More than a month agoHaHaHaHa
Replysnort
HaHaHa.
This has to be a joke, no?
Everyone is different when getting down and dirty in the throws of passion.
Money would be better spent elsewhere.
Mmooseknuckle
More than a month agoMore narcissistic twatwaffle invented to make someone with too much money even richer.
Replyfunguyatbyron
More than a month agowhat's next one for our tongue or fingers
ReplySlimshaddy
More than a month agoSeriously, thrust, verlosity? What ever..
ReplySex us not just that.. its play before and after, oral .. you use everything like your hands; tongue etc.. how does this device rate that.. wast of money i say
Leolady727
More than a month agoOMFG - would anyone really use this?
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ReplyAccount Closed
More than a month agoWhatever happened to the simple concept of just enjoying some good honest , sweaty , lustful passion , and sharing as much pleasure as possible ?