Every member of the zodiac brings something indispensable to the table (or bedroom, as it were), but pitting you against each other makes for a fun thought experiment. Here’s how various signs match up in the sack:
Round One: Dirty Dozen
1. Sagittarius v. Aries: These are two of the most athletic types of folks around. But although these fire signs burn intensely, Aries is keener on burning in short, spontaneous bursts. Sagittarius is the one you'll be panting to keep up with.
2. Capricorn v. Libra: Stern, serious Capricorn is quite the randy goat when you get him in the right mood, but, balance and fairness being key, Libra will always hold out until everyone gets served.
1. Leo v. Aquarius: When it comes to the sheer force of creative expression, there's no one like Leo to colour your world. However, their bedside manner may involve a heavy dose of self-worship, and Aquarius takes pleasure in simply being weird. Chalk one up to Aquarius.
2. Gemini v. Scorpio: Endlessly curious, the Gemini lover can be relied on to change things up and dole out some rather imaginative dirty talk. But with "Scorpio" practically synonymous with "sex," these brooding dynamos doth runneth over with intense (and sometimes twisted) sexual fantasies.
1. Taurus v. Pisces: Taurus is as solid and patient as they come, but for Pisces, the act of giving reaches ego-dissolving proportions.
2. Cancer v. Virgo: Once you provide a safe and secure space for your crab to sex you up, they'll get to work on that "nurturing" thing they're so famous for. Virgo's pretty keen on getting things just right, but sometimes even a minor fly in the ointment is enough to derail their sexual appetite. At the very least, Cancer doesn't confuse perfectionism with a willingness to give.
Round Two: Sexy Six
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Sagittarius v. Scorpio: Does "S" stand for "Sagittarius," "Scorpio," or "smolder?" You can expect an intense night with either of these two, but unlike Sagittarius, Scorpio doesn't get bored that easily – with this sign, the well runs deep.
Libra v. Aquarius: For these air signs, the mind is its own erogenous zone. Aquarius is likely to expand your horizons with their experimental, avant-garde approach to everything, but Libras can get out of their heads just enough to bring some romance into the mix.
Pisces v. Cancer: Sensual and seductive wins the race for these watery creatures, but on some level, Cancer is giving you the night of your life on his or her terms. Sensitivity is no foreign concept to either, but Pisces tunes in and drops out.
Round Three: Thrilling Threesome
Scorpio v. Libra v. Pisces: We wouldn't mind getting in the middle of these three, but there's only one first-place trophy to give out, so here goes nothing. While sex with Libra can be downright cinematic, their often spellbinding charm might cause you to overlook minor flaws in their performance. And while Pisces aim to please, selflessness doesn't always make for an ideal mate. You want your sexy friend to hold their own! It's true that Scorpio might be too much for some to handle, but that's because this sign is typically bringing body, soul, and all corners of their psyche to the table.