The best Twitter comebacks in response to unsolicited dick pics
If you're a woman the chances are you've been sent a dick pic. In fact recent stats say 40% of women have been sent unsolicited explicit material.
Anecdotal evidence reveals that the motivation for men to send a dick pic varies but a few common reasons are:
- Validation,
- Insecurity about their bodies and looking for positive comments,
- The conversation (or texting) is lulling,
- The thrill of taking the pic and imagining the sexual connection,
- It’s a numbers game, a small percentage of women are going to say yes and hook up with me.
The humble dick pic is still a topic which arises daily on Twitter (yes pun intended) and here are some of our favourite tweets on the topic.
When a woman agrees to accept your dick pic, never forget that it's her doing you a favor. She owes you nothing.
— Jervis Bi Cocked (@jerviscocked) June 6, 2017
If you really want her attention, stimulate her mind with your magnificent thought penis.
— Elena Lifewaster Jr. (@elunatyk) January 22, 2019
Is your dick a chocolate cake? No? Then I don't want to see it.
— Meggy the Magnificent (@meghaffer) January 27, 2019
I don't get nearly as many unsolicited dick pics as y'all promised I would
— JJ Ross (@JJRossReaders) January 21, 2019
*Twitter First World Problems
Guys! You didn’t know? Dick pics are so 2018! You wanna get a girl excited in 2019? Put on your best suit. #unsolicitedsuitpics
— BooBoo Kitty 👄 (@BrienneTarth6) January 12, 2019
If you own a penis then definitely check out our blog posts Don't Be A Dick With Dick Pics! and 10 Photos Guaranteed to Impress Her More than a Dick Pic
But dick owners beware, according to Twitter dick pics are so 2018! Nut videos are the new black!
26 comments
Caringredhead7
More than a month agoIf I'm attempting to get to know a person to see if we connect, the last thing I expect is a dic pic....that comes later....at my choosing
Replymorehorniea
More than a month agoI send back a photo of a cat - if they have a sense of humour we keep talking if they get agro they get blocked
ReplyLogophile
More than a month agoI was subjected to a chain of vitriol when I politely told an AMM member I didn’t think we were suited after he sent me an unsolicited dick pic on another platform!
ReplyI get people are into it but it can be controversial so check first! And don’t be horrid if you’re rebuffed.
Wish I could name and shame but I’m taking the high road while he’s sitting around with penis in his hand waiting for photographic opportunities.
cowgaluvoldrmen
More than a month agoLol I’m not on Twitter
ReplyBut there plenty of dick pics here , some nice some not
Do like a decent neat pic thou or a nice video but there is plenty of porn now days ! I just say if it’s only thick n big lol than send me a photo , amazing how many don’t reply
SweetestSins
More than a month agoReceiving unsolicited dick pics is the same as when my cat brings me a dead mouse, I can see he’s proud.... but I’m not touching it! ;)
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ReplyAccount Closed
More than a month agoHaha brilliant
Steve0112
More than a month agoA brilliant anology..well done :)
LadyDragon
More than a month agoHilarious! Not the unsolicited dicks, but:
Reply"Oh, you have a huge dick? Awesome. I have frosted sugar cookies. Guess which one I’m putting in my mouth?"
Ha! Also, those guys with JUST dick pix in their on-site profiles... we all KNOW guys have dicks (well, most of them) and SOME get great erections, but THATS NOT ALL most women want. It's the mind & body, or support system for the cock that's most important (to most women, I'd think). If we want validation your cock rises to the occasion, we'll ask, or tease it a little to see if it spits (the dummy).
Ifuwannadome
More than a month agoHate hate hate they piss me off and are instantly a bye bye sorry but all guys have one and it means nothing to me
Replyshortnfeisty
More than a month agoI am so over the Dicki on any site & what is men thinking behind it, is that the only attractive feature they have? Or do they think that I will show it & us being wimmen will be drawn to it because it big they are in with a chance .......... Um not for me thanks I just delete and move & indeed they ( men ) when you ask to see a face shot you get sent a dick pick SERIOUSLY did i ask that. What part face shot dont u understand what is your dick attached to your face?
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Reply01silverfox
More than a month agoYou could say that they are dickheads lol.
bouncingsoulism
More than a month agoI love twitter. I have never had a dick pic sent to me. I've never asked for one either. I read one lady who replies "why are you sending me a photo of a child's dick ?"
ReplyEven on here, men drop their dacks (you can see their dirty floor/or trousers & undies), the loo in the background or even are on the loo or beside a BO spray can when they take a snap. Zero thought into a pic, that a man hope attracts getting laid.....
I do love dicks. But I love the mystery of discovering cocks in real life far more exciting. I find alluring pics far sexier.
I know some people who love dick or pussy pics- unsolicited. Cool, it's all about what turns you on.
Owners and viewers choice.
barkly48
More than a month agoIt must be my age, but I think its a good thing I'm not a twitterer... At least I don't have to worry if she wants to see it or not...!! Besides, isn't it better to let her see it first, for real?
ReplyManBrainD
More than a month agolol my wife and friends are planning to do a podcast episode all about dick pics. i'll ask her to give this article a shout-out. thanks!
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ReplyAMM.Editor
More than a month agoAwesome! Let us know when it's going to air so we can give you a shout out on Twitter. Dick pics is a topic close to our hearts ... um well a little lower actually.
KinkyGirl101
More than a month agoLOL
Reply6delights9
More than a month agoNo different to woman having pictures of there waxed / shaved / hairy pussy on display
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ReplyKinkyGirl101
More than a month agoit's talking about unsolicited pics not photos here. How many women randomly send pussy pics to men they don't know?
glorycouple
More than a month agoNot enough lol
KinkyCouple4044
More than a month agoFor every dick pic article, there's a dude with a dick pic profile photo who seems to disagree with it
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More than a month agoKinkycouple. and usually a particularity unattractive dick ;-)
Heavenly75
More than a month agoBest response would have to be this video on YouTube called Dickpicito (to the tune of Despacito).
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ReplyAMM.Editor
More than a month agoI agree, that's hilarious. We shared it on our Facebook page a few months ago.
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More than a month agoThe best one I've seen is a youtube video by Scottish comedian Gary Meikle - 'Quit with the dick pics'...."its like my cat bringing home a dead bird" "you're strangling the poor thing".....its hilarious!
xFunlovingx
More than a month agoThere was a public announcement video made a few years back that was hilarious.
Darkstud
More than a month agoConnections start with eye to eye contact first rather than going straight down under into the pants
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