Australia wins Gold in the Shagging Marathon

by Adult Match Maker - 01 June 2015 - 28 Comments

Well, well, well - wouldn't you know it?  Results released by sex tracking app Spreadsheet show that Australia is one of the 10 most sexually active countries in the world. As if that wasn't reason enough to swell with pride, Aussies ranked number one for endurance. 

Spreadsheets reached these conclusions based on data it collected from 13,000 users in 133 countries. It gets this data in a very voyeuristic manner - users simply toss their phones on their beds during the act, and it does the rest, registering duration, thrusts per minute, decibel levels, and more. It's like Fitbit for your sex life. 

To be fair, there were a number of countries who pipped us to the bedpost when it came to frequency of sex, but it seems like Australia has a thing or two figured out about quality over quantity.

When it comes to the duration of getting hot and steamy between the sheets, Australia was the only country on that list to cross the 4-minute benchmark, clocking in at an average duration of 4 minutes and 3 seconds. Those smooth-talking Brits don't have much to brag about, lasting just 2 minutes 56 seconds. We'll take double the fun any day! While a high five is warranted this still means our average sex session is less than 5 minutes in duration, let's hope we made up for it with foreplay.

This serves as an interesting follow-up to our "Dicks Around the World" article, which looked at global data on penis size.

Although Australia's standing on that list was certainly a matter of pride -  number 20 out of nearly 200 in the world - many of you felt that this pride was misdirected. It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean, that's worth writing home about.

This latest nugget of information from Spreadsheets just goes to drive this point home. Penis size really does have very little to do with the sexual satisfaction one is able to deliver, and the majority of women rank penis size pretty far down on their list of partner priorities.


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  1. easeytime

    More than a month ago
    When i was young 1 to 2 hours was not a problem but at seventy 5 minutes with the big V is about the limit but dose rise again and another 5 minutes is good .
  2. couple4u2009

    More than a month ago
    3 to 5 hrs is a reasonable time. Not 5 minutes
  3. Boldpromise

    More than a month ago
    I can fuck all day and cum multiple times.I wish there were gold medals for heavy cummers.I shoot huge loads and would get the gold every time lol.
  4. Jack.n.Midnite

    More than a month ago
    4 mins ?, I lasted much longer than that on my cherry popping, start to the world I now adore. Still stumped on 4 frigging minutes, who were these Aussies ? Ask any of my girls. If it's not 1~2~3 hrs they wonder what's up. And that's just intercourse. Foreplay and post play not included. What's this app ? Cum On Aussie, Cum on, Come On !!!
    Forget first place, there's no pride to be had at 4 mins, first or not.
    4 mins is an insult. Surely there's a way to show the world we aren't just good but strong minded lovers. Sex, timewise, connection and endurance has nothing to do with penis size, vagina size or who's bumping who's thumping. Forget the bits n technique, that comes after lesson 1. Sex is activated and expressed through mutual connection, body language and audio~vocal.
    All these things firstly start with the gender irrelevant sex tool. The big 1 that helps you do everything. All skills start with the brain. Foreplay can be talking for hours about sex. Open your minds, be completely honest, both ways, and talk past the awkward. Freedom and expression is how we connect. If your not interested in connection then your just wanking into a woman or treating his tool as a dildo with heat n pulse built in. And that's a selfish 1 sided view. Connection is more than just a key, it's the door that leads to mind blowing reactions, the hall pass for major events.
    Anyone have a mutual, multiple orgasm before or yet again recently ?
    Yeah !, u know exactly what I'm on about then. Just the beginning too. You can't push barriers without words, trust, honesty, openess or respect !
    If I went for hours, without using my brain who'd want that boring ride ? Let alone twice. Kick start ya brains into love connection. Then 4 mins is a joke. And we Aussies can claim first place with pride.


    More than a month ago
    Spot on JacknMidnight. 4 mins? Haha. Connection and mind stimulation can turn it into a hot marathon.


    More than a month ago
    very well written...geez should do a blog post on here!lol
  5. Austphil

    More than a month ago
    I find it amusing when women talk about cock size and how much it matters to them, basically they are saying they have a very large vagina. The reason in surveys most women don't say they need a huge cock is the majority of women have average size pussies. Maybe there i no such thing as a cock thats to small just vaginas that are to big. For the record I am just over average at 7" and fit well with most women and bottom out on some.


    More than a month ago
    Very well put! Everyone is different. My lady friend doesn't like large cocks pounding her, I prefer nice & slow! She cums first! Don't need a big dick to excite what is right up front. Enjoy
  6. serg685

    More than a month ago
    Who cares for as far as both are having fun whether is 5 minutes,10 or 1 hour the whole thing at the end is having a good orgasm and fuck,,is it?
  7. DarkLegend

    More than a month ago
    I think the results to the survey have been skewed by peoples reluctance to provide truthful information. Pe
    Any woman will tell you cock size is important and personally I like to play for hours, even fore play can last more than an hour . not 4 minutes lol.

    I wish i had the opportunity to restore woman kinds faith in men in the bedroom. :)


    More than a month ago
    not any woman...too big is uncomfortable...
  8. Thicklonghard

    More than a month ago
    They shd have added me to the survey and the score wud have been so high guaranteed :)
  9. cpl.withbbw

    More than a month ago
    What an absolute crock of shit!
  10. handy579

    More than a month ago
    4 to 5 min is not long enough,i can play with a woman 1 and 2 and a halve hours.
  11. hotguyyes

    More than a month ago
    4 min????? Seriously???
  12. allycat26

    More than a month ago
    4 minutes is only just beginning
  13. Leolady727

    More than a month ago
    Personally, I can't think of anything WORSE than some guy pumping away on top of me (and probably dripping sweat) for hours. Nice long, slow build-up and then a gallop into the home straight is what I like.
  14. Readyraddy

    More than a month ago
    5 mins, my assumption is that they missed a lot of people in that survey. I agree that it's more about the jock than the cock and Deliciousness I agree about the man candy dude.
  15. Deliciousness

    More than a month ago
    Oh and can the rather cute guy in the pic send me a message please! ;)
  16. Deliciousness

    More than a month ago
    Did I read that correctly as 5 minutes?? If that's the case my goodness me I have been a lucky girl.... ;)
  17. SassySandy

    More than a month ago
    BTW!! where does South Africa rate??? HOT as Tigers!!!! the longer the better.....NO 5min sessions!!! can only be poor lovers!!!! who do 5min!!!!
  18. SassySandy

    More than a month ago
    POMS!!!! are the worst..been there done that, can't perform.....SIZE DOES MATTER!!!! sorry to say!!!! small penis is a no no!!!!! no matter how well they play, pussy needs VOLUME!!!!! HEHE!!!!
  19. Supercheekyguy

    More than a month ago
    Hahaha China has 2:40.that's is the reason they are increasing like speed of light ...

    Calm.down china hahah
  20. phuk4hrs

    More than a month ago
    Aussie aussie aussie...
  21. jamester11

    More than a month ago
    5min??? I dont get that , i would have thought more like 1 to 2 hrs

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