Australia wins Gold in the Shagging Marathon
Well, well, well - wouldn't you know it? Results released by sex tracking app Spreadsheet show that Australia is one of the 10 most sexually active countries in the world. As if that wasn't reason enough to swell with pride, Aussies ranked number one for endurance.
Spreadsheets reached these conclusions based on data it collected from 13,000 users in 133 countries. It gets this data in a very voyeuristic manner - users simply toss their phones on their beds during the act, and it does the rest, registering duration, thrusts per minute, decibel levels, and more. It's like Fitbit for your sex life.
To be fair, there were a number of countries who pipped us to the bedpost when it came to frequency of sex, but it seems like Australia has a thing or two figured out about quality over quantity.
When it comes to the duration of getting hot and steamy between the sheets, Australia was the only country on that list to cross the 4-minute benchmark, clocking in at an average duration of 4 minutes and 3 seconds. Those smooth-talking Brits don't have much to brag about, lasting just 2 minutes 56 seconds. We'll take double the fun any day! While a high five is warranted this still means our average sex session is less than 5 minutes in duration, let's hope we made up for it with foreplay.
This serves as an interesting follow-up to our "Dicks Around the World" article, which looked at global data on penis size.
Although Australia's standing on that list was certainly a matter of pride - number 20 out of nearly 200 in the world - many of you felt that this pride was misdirected. It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean, that's worth writing home about.
This latest nugget of information from Spreadsheets just goes to drive this point home. Penis size really does have very little to do with the sexual satisfaction one is able to deliver, and the majority of women rank penis size pretty far down on their list of partner priorities.
28 comments
easeytime
More than a month agoWhen i was young 1 to 2 hours was not a problem but at seventy 5 minutes with the big V is about the limit but dose rise again and another 5 minutes is good .
Replycouple4u2009
More than a month ago3 to 5 hrs is a reasonable time. Not 5 minutes
ReplyBoldpromise
More than a month agoI can fuck all day and cum multiple times.I wish there were gold medals for heavy cummers.I shoot huge loads and would get the gold every time lol.
ReplyJack.n.Midnite
More than a month ago4 mins ?, I lasted much longer than that on my cherry popping, start to the world I now adore. Still stumped on 4 frigging minutes, who were these Aussies ? Ask any of my girls. If it's not 1~2~3 hrs they wonder what's up. And that's just intercourse. Foreplay and post play not included. What's this app ? Cum On Aussie, Cum on, Come On !!!
Forget first place, there's no pride to be had at 4 mins, first or not.
4 mins is an insult. Surely there's a way to show the world we aren't just good but strong minded lovers. Sex, timewise, connection and endurance has nothing to do with penis size, vagina size or who's bumping who's thumping. Forget the bits n technique, that comes after lesson 1. Sex is activated and expressed through mutual connection, body language and audio~vocal.
All these things firstly start with the gender irrelevant sex tool. The big 1 that helps you do everything. All skills start with the brain. Foreplay can be talking for hours about sex. Open your minds, be completely honest, both ways, and talk past the awkward. Freedom and expression is how we connect. If your not interested in connection then your just wanking into a woman or treating his tool as a dildo with heat n pulse built in. And that's a selfish 1 sided view. Connection is more than just a key, it's the door that leads to mind blowing reactions, the hall pass for major events.
Anyone have a mutual, multiple orgasm before or yet again recently ?
Yeah !, u know exactly what I'm on about then. Just the beginning too. You can't push barriers without words, trust, honesty, openess or respect !
If I went for hours, without using my brain who'd want that boring ride ? Let alone twice. Kick start ya brains into love connection. Then 4 mins is a joke. And we Aussies can claim first place with pride.
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ReplyAccount Closed
More than a month agoSpot on JacknMidnight. 4 mins? Haha. Connection and mind stimulation can turn it into a hot marathon.
triXXXi66
More than a month agovery well written...geez ..you should do a blog post on here!lol
Austphil
More than a month agoI find it amusing when women talk about cock size and how much it matters to them, basically they are saying they have a very large vagina. The reason in surveys most women don't say they need a huge cock is the majority of women have average size pussies. Maybe there i no such thing as a cock thats to small just vaginas that are to big. For the record I am just over average at 7" and fit well with most women and bottom out on some.
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ReplyAccount Closed
More than a month agoVery well put! Everyone is different. My lady friend doesn't like large cocks pounding her, I prefer nice & slow! She cums first! Don't need a big dick to excite what is right up front. Enjoy
serg685
More than a month agoWho cares for as far as both are having fun whether is 5 minutes,10 or 1 hour the whole thing at the end is having a good orgasm and fuck,,is it?
ReplyDarkLegend
More than a month agoI think the results to the survey have been skewed by peoples reluctance to provide truthful information. Pe
Any woman will tell you cock size is important and personally I like to play for hours, even fore play can last more than an hour . not 4 minutes lol.
I wish i had the opportunity to restore woman kinds faith in men in the bedroom. :)
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ReplytriXXXi66
More than a month agonot any woman...too big is uncomfortable...
Thicklonghard
More than a month agoThey shd have added me to the survey and the score wud have been so high guaranteed :)
Replycpl.withbbw
More than a month agoWhat an absolute crock of shit!
Replyhandy579
More than a month ago4 to 5 min is not long enough,i can play with a woman 1 and 2 and a halve hours.
Replyhotguyyes
More than a month ago4 min? Seriously?
Replyallycat26
More than a month ago4 minutes is only just beginning
ReplyLeolady727
More than a month agoPersonally, I can't think of anything WORSE than some guy pumping away on top of me (and probably dripping sweat) for hours. Nice long, slow build-up and then a gallop into the home straight is what I like.
ReplyReadyraddy
More than a month ago5 mins, my assumption is that they missed a lot of people in that survey. I agree that it's more about the jock than the cock and Deliciousness I agree about the man candy dude.
ReplyDeliciousness
More than a month agoOh and can the rather cute guy in the pic send me a message please! ;)
ReplyDeliciousness
More than a month agoDid I read that correctly as 5 minutes? If that's the case my goodness me I have been a lucky girl.... ;)
ReplySassySandy
More than a month agoBTW!! where does South Africa rate? HOT as Tigers!!!! the longer the better.....NO 5min sessions!!! can only be poor lovers!!!! who do 5min!!!!
ReplySassySandy
More than a month agoPOMS!!!! are the worst..been there done that, can't perform.....SIZE DOES MATTER!!!! sorry to say!!!! small penis is a no no!!!!! no matter how well they play, pussy needs VOLUME!!!!! HEHE!!!!
ReplySupercheekyguy
More than a month agoHahaha China has 2:40.that's is the reason they are increasing like speed of light ...
ReplyCalm.down china hahah
iamhorney333
More than a month agoOh cum all ye faithful
Replyphuk4hrs
More than a month agoAussie aussie aussie...
Replyjamester11
More than a month ago5min? I dont get that , i would have thought more like 1 to 2 hrs
ReplyChunkeeFunkee
More than a month ago4 minutes!?
That's hopeless.
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ReplyAccount Closed
More than a month agoGotta be at least 30 mins...