Tess the timeless Goddess

Tess the Timeless Goddess.

When I was in the sex shop in Byron Bay
just the other day
I was curious to see how the young sales bloke
Would respond when I asked for a sex toy
So just for a bit of a joke
I decided on a cunning ploy
And trying my darndest not to laugh
I asked in earnest
I want to buy a present for my lover can you help me choose a sex toy?
Certainly, he replied That’s no bother.
But may I suggest for an elderly lover
A porn video of sexy young girls is a must.
Because no doubt it will stir his lust,
And the bawdy sex scene
Will hopefully make him horny and keen.
Excuse me Sir! I have you know I am Tess
The 'Timeless Sensual Goddess.’
And against your remark I must take a stance
Your comments just demonstrate your ignorance
As a matter of fact, as I grow older,
I keep growing sexually bolder
So tell me Why with youth do you obsess?
Well he retorted ‘Here’s the real deal.
Women your age have lost their sex appeal.
Let’s face it! A spade is a spade.
When a woman's hair turns grey her looks too will fade.
The sad truth is you old Sheila’s are past your use by date to stir a man’s lust.’
And I am betting most likely you have started to rust.
So, I gave the arrogant clown
A piece of my mind and a dressing down.
With all due respect young lad, you need to understand
That women of any age can sexually arouse a man.
We don’t suddenly turn bat shit boring beige
And our libido does not decline with age.
This fact you can trust.
Because the truth is that lust
Is the juice that feeds the soul,
In fact as you age it increases threefold.
And for the record your ageist, sexist attitude I truly despise.
Then right before his astonished eyes
I mischievously danced with my pretty pink hat.
And can you believe he called me ‘A crazy old bat!’
Remember I chided I am the Tess
The Timeless Sensual Goddess
full of lust and oozing sensuality.
Then toying with my scarf ever so seductively
I mustered all my alluring Goddess charm,
and teasingly trailed my fingers up and down his arm.
Next, I provocatively stroked his gorgeous thigh,
and as he heaved a heavenly sigh
And groaned with ecstatic delight.
I whispered, Tell me big man are your jeans too tight?
By now I was feeling sassy and bold,
And my confidence suddenly increased 3-fold
So, with gay abandonment I let my inner Goddess dance.
Quite obviously common sense didn’t stand a chance.
Then ignoring the fact, I was the proverbial old girl
I smiled coquettishly and seductively gyrated my hips in a come-hither twirl.
Now I was in my stride
And brazenly flashed my derrière with aplomb and pride.
Then his eyes boggled.
His knees wobbled,
and when my dress came tumbling down
he collapsed to the floor like a circus clown.
Perhaps, I remonstrated Because of your feeble mind you temporarily forgot
That women of all ages are sexy and hot to trot
You are incorrigible!
He bemoaned Can’t you just be sensible?
But obviously that was impossible
I was completely unstoppable.
Besides stripping just made me boulder and boulder.
So impudently I rolled my naked shoulder
It’s just not fair!
I pouted kicking my leg in the air,
Provocatively straddling the wooden chair.
Lascivious lust is So! SO! wasted on the young,
But now it is my turn to have some bawdy fun.
When I feel my thigh
it makes me high.
With a, Olalla, and a heavenly sigh.
And when my fingers caress
from my thighs to my breasts.
It’s simply the best.
Then I gave my hair a triumphant toss saying with finesse.
Remember every woman is a Timeless Sensual Goddess
With that I sashayed across the floor
Pausing at the shop door.
To boastfully say
By the way I will come back another day
So make sure you have some decent sex toys
for my gorgeous horny toy boy.