Funny thing happened at the Opera house

A True Story

To cut a long story short, a couple of years ago when you could go out in public in a crowd, I was at a burlesque show at the Sydney Opera House with my now ex-partner and two gay friends. Just before the interval, I needed to go to the loo. The gents was full and had a long line. So I ducked into the disabled toilet instead, but I couldn’t work out how to lock the door. After only 10 or so seconds standing on one foot with the other one bent back, trying to hold the door behind me closed, a young woman who was a little tipsy pushed the door open. Yes, I was a little surprised, as was she, but not as much by the next thing she said. “I have never had to use one of those to pee can I hold it?". I said "Sure!". So in a disabled loo in the Sydney Opera House, I stood having a pee with a girl, a total stranger, holding my cock while I finished. As I finished, I cheekily asked her to shack it lol but, alas, had to do it myself. I put my dick away, tucked my shirt in, and washed my hands. As she took her turn and was sitting on the loo peeing, I said “See ya, have a great night!", and with a wicked grin on my face, I opened the still unlocked door and left, and never said a word to anyone until it came up in conversation with a couple of hot girls on an AMM coffee meet up. And yes, this is 100% a true story; you couldn’t make this shit up….
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