Confined to Barracks

It seems social distancing is challenging us all in many ways, And it may be here for weeks and months not just days.
And if not obeyed there will be unpleasant consequences.
Therefore we remain locked behind virtual fences.
And life as we knew it will have to wait until this current crisis abates.
But being confined to barracks need not be all doom and gloom.
Because if you have a partner you can still indulge in hanky panky in the bedroom
But, obviously for single folk there will be no willing bodies meeting face to face. However if you’re not partnered I suggest you embrace 
the technology available in cyber space. 
So my sisters if you feel all fired up and randy
keep your mobile phone handy
 because enjoying virtual sex in a parallel universe. 
Does wonders for the your wellbeing and satisfies your velvet purse. And all you unattached blokes if you have a raging horn
There’s no need to feel gloomy and forlorn
Rather step up and hone your skills in the art of virtual pillow talk
Because sexual banter will arouse your stalk.
So if you feel horny and need to stroke your bone.
I suggest you grab your phone 
Why even the sound of your soft throaty moans
Will excite her erogenous zones
assisting you both in your hour of need now, some folk may claim it’s just another human greed
But it’s my considered belief
To stay healthy one needs sexual relief
And while self-pleasuring isn’t as good as the real deal.
It is not only essential for your health, but also has a certain charm, especially if your partner oozes sex appeal,
But it's best if there is genuine connection with your virtual lover in cyber space,
Because that will not only boost your immune system, but also bring a smile to your face.
Let’s hope soon the dreaded virus is gone without a trace
But for now social distancing is presenting us all with lessons to be learned
So let’s all be diligent to prevent any more bridges being burned.
And save the human race