My Absolutely True Autobiography

There are about 3 & a half billion girls born in the World, every single one of you is born a Princess, that being total fact, you have to be, no excuses, no buts, no anything, treated like a Princess Always. I’m speaking from absolute knowledge Princess. .. I have a gift of making any girl in the Whole World, having an incredible, super warm, loving, complete orgasm just by typing/writing words,. I’ll tell you a little, about myself: Every girl in the World says to me: I’m super strong ( my thingamajig is rock hard like steel., Popeye). I can easily make any girl in the World, Orgasm. ..... Also Princess, your so, so Pretty, it would be so easy for ( I’m not shy of anything or embarrassed on this Whole Earth & beyond ), me, to quietly & gently put my whole hand up your dress, & easily make you Orgasm, anywhere on/in this Entire World. You would definitely feel like your in 7th Heaven ( total bliss ). ...... Just say your wearing a very, skimpy, lingerie, I would start off by kissing your beautiful mouth, inside & out sensually, then I would slide down, oh so gently to your breasts, licking, sucking, kissing your nipples, while I’m doing that, my finger or fingers ( your choice ). ....... Would move down to your fanny, now extremely wet & enticing, I would play with it, twiddle with it, as your about to cum, I would put my whole face in it & you would cum profusely, all over my complete face. Them I would lick your fanny until you’ve had enough. Orgasm 1. And that’s only the one!!!
Apart from being an absolute expert ( knowing every girls most adorable G Spot ( their super horniest ), I basically can do anything in the entire World. I have done heaps of work with EMI RECORDS IN LONDON, everywhere I go in the World I’m famous, even on Islands in the middle of the Pacific Ocean ( Tim Buck Two ), my profile only says a tiny bit of what I’ve done, & also what I can do. Being a Writer, I completed my Autobiography which is getting Published & made into a movie- I’ll get Mike Myers to play me because it’s totally Anonymous. I’ve given the hard copy ( 56 pages on A4 ) to 100’s of girls around the World!!!!!! They all say it’s unbelievable but I say no way because I lived it. It starts off when I was 3 years old until now. Very Superior IQ 99/100% memory. You honestly sweetie should definitely read it!!!!!! You’ll be flabbergasted & Amazed!!! It took me 6 months to write on my iPhone, then transferred it to email then Printed the hard A4 copy for the Publishes, Movie people, bla, bla, bla. Extremely Interesting!!!!!! PS. You definitely need to read it!!!!!!