pussy licking is over rated

‘I love licking pussy’ I read on AMM with regular monotony.
And perhaps you may think I need a lobotomy,
But the fact is I am not so all fired up and keen
With the idea of being licked clean.
Because I reckon
It would be a disgrace
To the human race
If you don’t first pay attention to my face.
So I strongly recommend don’t rush headlong down to my Lady Jane.
That to me would be such a shame,
and I hope this next suggestion is not in vain
But I love to be kissed again and again
everywhere!
Not just down there
On my pussy fair
My breasts, my lips, my thighs, my toes, my tummy, and my rounded derrière
All hunger to be adored
Otherwise soon I feel restless and bored,
And then I may even revisit erotic memories stored
Of another lover that came before.
Before you walked through my front door.
And that’s another thing
To get my pussy to sing
I implore don’t bury your whole face in my twat.
That simply gets my knickers in a knot
And if you spend way too much time at this oral pursuit
I will find myself impatient for a good old-fashioned root.
The fact is I hunger to feel your cock buried deep in my vagina.
Believe you me there’s nothing finer.
Putting it simply anatomically my cunt is designed to fornicate.
To feel your cock boldly enter through my pearly gates
So although my Lady Jane enjoys a lick
I prefer the deed to be done and dusted relatively quick.
You see there are so many, many ways to enjoy willing bodies entwined,
And as I said before pussy licking is not the top favourite of mine.
But strangely enough I have an extremely high oral gratification need
That’s been diagnosed as ‘cock sucking greed.’
And this primal affliction hopefully will soon have you feeling sublime.
Furthermore I trust you won’t mind if I take my time ?
But wait! I guess I may need to accept the notion
That if licking my clit arouses your innate primal devotion
I need to concede that the male of the species is also afflicted with a high oral gratification need.
And so therefore it’s not fair if I don’t let my lover satisfy his oral greed.
So maybe I can solve the situation
With a few more hints and suggestions?
Firstly please refrain from making a bee line to my clit.
Because it’s very sensitive so please Don’t whip it.
Instead my pussy likes a soft lick
So all around the labia let your tongue gently flick
And further I advise
if you play with my nipples at the same time
The orgasmic feeling is simply divine
But, do I want your entire face buried in my twat?
The answer is ‘Definitely not’!
Don’t get me wrong I confess
I adore cunnilingus if it’s performed with finesse.
I suppose what I am trying to say
is at the end of the day
I prefer to have Cock buried in my twat.
For me penetration wins hands down I kid you not.
Also the following is true in case you are not in the know.
If you want to make your woman glow
Begin your seduction at the outskirts.
And yes we all enjoy the suggestive flirt.
But, what I mean is…. If for example you softly touch my finger tips
That prepares my juices and sends signals to my sexual bits.
Then slowly let your fingers meander towards my tit
But don’t simply make a grab for it.
Rather firstly brush lightly with your lips
That will send a message straight to my clit.
And here’s another sure-fire way to send my senses reeling.
Gently brush the hair from my face with softness and feeling.
But men rest assured I for one understand completely
that your cock has top priority.
And your Percy will rightly get the attention it so desires
Because I know it lights your sexual fire.
So early on I trust, that taking your member deep in my throat
Will not only be a sure-fire way to get me primed, but will no doubt also float your boat?
Then you can relax knowing your primal urges will be placated.
But remember I still believe pussy licking is rather over rated.