It’s on my bucket list

On AMM I Constantly read “I wish I was closer to you because
A woman matured like fine wine
Has always been a fantasy of mine”
While others horny blokes message down the line
‘I am passing through Byron in a few days time
And I reckon we would get along just fine’
I hear these claims day after day
So I send this reply back without delay
“You and hundreds of other frisky colts have echoed the same
Claiming that they have a fantasy to fuck an old dame
‘It’s on my bucket list’
Blokes often insist
But although I am no wouser
I do grow weary of the endless parade of snakes in the trousers
wanting to fulfil their older woman fantasy
But there is only one of me
And if I acquiesced to all of you
From North , South, East,West and yes, as far away as Timbucktoo
I surely would break the Guinness book of records
For the 77 year old woman that scored
The highest number of fucks
From the hundreds of boning up frisky virile bucks
So if you live miles away
Sorry you are out of luck
You see although I love spontaneity
I am not wanting to fuck indiscriminately.
However if you live close by that would suit me,
And an added bonus would be
That you are old enough to hang out and enjoy the sea.