Honouring the primal urge

Whilst I don’t believe I am envious of a man’s penis.
Whoever designed it 
No doubt was a fucking genius,
If truth be told I’m at the mercy of my lovers unabashed erection
Putting it simply, l adore perving on Percy when he is standing at full attention
So proud and bold
It is truly masterpiece to behold
This delightful erotic visual feast 
Send shivers and quivers way down to my feet.
It’s rumoured this quirk of nature first began in the Garden of Eden. 
when Adam’s hard on was discreetly hidden 
But it’s a scientific fact that evolution decreed we inherited the horny genes in our D.N.A. 
So, blokes next time you have a desire to play
With your horn, your boner, your pork sausage, your beef bayonet,
your weapon, your python, your rammer, your slammer, or your Major Nelson.
Don’t delay! Because you are honouring 
your primal urge to slay the dragon.
But, if you fail to regularly pay homage to your ‘Erecticum’
Soon life will become rather mediocre, and humdrum
But alas, if you happen to be out and about when you’re
boning up, and have an itch to scruff the ferret,
Please endeavour to control your randy impulse, and just grin and bear it.
Because although jerking off, is hard wired in your genes
unfortunately decorum deems,
that you must not indulge your need to wank just yet.
Instead I suggest, distraction is your best bet.
For example you could count backwards from one hundred. 
Or simply think of something that fills you with dread. 
Actually I have heard of a bloke who tried standing on his head.
In an effort to direct the blood flow away from his erection 
But, I understand if you have objections to this suggestion. 
So instead I recommend the following measures should be implemented without delay.
Because if left unchecked, your basic carnal instinct will be too hard keep at bay
And although choking the chicken is natures cure for your horn
To self pleasure in public is against the law I need to warn 
So I suggest try Hydro therapy, as a quick fix, and hopefully that should do the trick.
but the water must not be too hot or too cold.
Rather lukewarm is best I have been told.
Then in less than a jiffy that should quell the beast.
Or, at the very least,
It will tame your stiffy for a while.
However it’s best not to be too complacent or go into denial.
And, if the water therapy trick 
Fails to quieten your prancing prowling prick. 
No need to get into a tis.
It is what it is. 
Remain astute, and patiently wait. 
Trusting that in the fullness of time your full salute will eventually abate.
But, if you fear your fat is reeving up a notch or two to another gear,
(And although it may sound queer )
Try jogging up and down on the spot, and see if that works.
Nevertheless, as that option is mostly for the galahs, wowsers,
and total berks.
I rather think it’s better by far to never let a chance go by.
Because when your libido is high. 
It’s best to go 
with the flow.
So if no other option is available for you. 
In an emergency hiding behind a bush will have to do.
Then quickly drop your trousers below your knees.
And let your Roger loose to swing in the breezes
Free to do as he darn well pleases.
But wait! before you give your snake in the trousers
a much-needed loving squeeze
If you really, really, really! do care.
I implore pretty please, play fair,
And first let your Percy strut like a Peacock, 
displaying his glorious glistening crown.
Because the healing qualities of fresh air 
is a fact that’s well renown.
Now, next turn down the volume on any negative natter,
and a smile will quickly erase your frown,
Because finally you are taking matters in hand
And as I promised you will soon be feeling mighty grand
But first a gentle reminder that
scruffing the ferret is healthy for you.
So, this is what I suggest you do 
Step one......
To enhance your jerking off fun 
your imagination will need a boost.
Therefore some porn will no doubt help you cut loose.
Next wrap Mrs Palmer and her five daughters around your shaft.
No! Not like that! Are you daft? 
Gently and with reverence works best,
And use warm coconut oil, because it has passed the test.
Not only is it edible, but it is also soft, and smooth like silk,
And before long you will be squirting your delicious milk.
So, have a towel or two nearby.
Cause one never knows where the cum may fly.
(Such a pity, and a waste,
That I am not available for the taste.
I kid you not feasting on the ‘Nectar of the Gods’ is second to none.
It almost brings me undone.
Cause I have an addiction I need to feed,
And confess it’s been diagnosed as ‘Cock sucking greed.’
‘So, this incorrigible,but wise crone
Is hoping my affliction you will condone)
But sorry I side tracked so I beg your pardon;
Now back to you and your hard on,
That’s commonly known as an erection.
Here are my final instructions.
Whilst it’s fun on your own,
It’s even better if you hunt-the-salami with your lover.
But please don’t play with your John Thomas under cover.
Instead take your time, and let the full glory of your magnificent beast,
Make you feel sublime giving you a visual erotic feast.
And last, but not least.
Remember to pay attention to your feet.
Why they are so neglected has me beat.
Just imagine ten twinkle toes
Caressing your proud Peacock as it grows?
But I digress; that’s for another story
When I share the secrets of how to make the most of your morning glory.
Julie November 4th, 2019