so this is meant to be pleasurable huh?

They really should put a warning label on those tubes of flavoured lubricant. The girl I was with had decided to try anal and as we got ready I smeared a small handful of this mint or lime flavoured lube onto my condom covered cock and got in position behind her. All was well for a moment until the slippery stuff ran down the condom and onto my balls. Then it started to tingle. The tingle got more and more uncomfortable until I was experiencing a burn. This burning grew stronger and I recoiled in horror, yanked the condom off of me and fell back on the bed groping for a tissue or something with which to wipe that volcanic lubricant off.
My prospective partner was no use to me at all as she had begun to giggle then chuckle then laugh uncontrollably at my predicament but man, I was in real pain now. I tripped and stumbled into the ensuite, cock in hand, and dunked my burning balls under the running water of the faucet. Relief was not exactly instantaneous however it did help a bit and as I swore and cursed under my breath she asked me laughingly if I was ok.
Sure. Fine. Never better and what the heck is in that stuff anyway?

When I returned she was still smirking and asked if i wanted to try again. Are you kidding me? No way in hell and she giggled that yes perhaps that might be safer.