A True Story - Hot Hook Up
some enchanted evening
Well after what seemed an eternity I finally did it. Finally managed to get a girl into bed with me again. She was a cuddly BBW with blonde hair and a terrific smile and fortunately for me a sense of humour and a forgiving nature.
Man, I was nervous. I mean really nervous. I stayed too long in the shower beforehand trying to tell myself that I could do this, so long in fact that she knocked on the door and laughingly asked what was taking me so long.
When we started I plain didn't know what to do. I'm serious. I froze. Should I take charge? let her take charge? What? In the end I settled for some gentle kissing and soft caresses and hoped like hell that things would just progress from there. Growing bored with just kissing she lay on the bed and I just stood there and she actually had to reach out and grab my hand and bring me down onto the bed with her. Things weren't going great and when she asked me what I like to do best I dumbly said 'I dunno'.
Eventually we got into gear and things started to heat up but then I attempted to go down on her and boy, was that a mistake. I was hopeless. Talk about just being really crap at oral. I don't believe, in fact I'm absolutely certain, that she received no pleasure at all from what I was attempting to do.
I was so out of form that she patiently suggested we switch places.
Actual intercourse followed soon after but it was awkward and clumsy in the two positions we tried it in like when doing it missionary style I didn't know whether to lay on her and wrap my arms around her or to be up on my hands like doing a push-up and during doggy-style things were going a little better 'til I got a cramp in my leg and had to stop. Neither of us had even gotten close to climax and we just kind of lay side by side making smalltalk. It was torture and eventually we turned on the TV and watched some late night crap about god-knows-what before we both drifted off to sleep completely unsatisfied.
In the morning we parted as friends and she insisted she had had a good time but I knew it was a lie told to spare the feelings of one that had put in one hell of a poor performance.
Man, I was nervous. I mean really nervous. I stayed too long in the shower beforehand trying to tell myself that I could do this, so long in fact that she knocked on the door and laughingly asked what was taking me so long.
When we started I plain didn't know what to do. I'm serious. I froze. Should I take charge? let her take charge? What? In the end I settled for some gentle kissing and soft caresses and hoped like hell that things would just progress from there. Growing bored with just kissing she lay on the bed and I just stood there and she actually had to reach out and grab my hand and bring me down onto the bed with her. Things weren't going great and when she asked me what I like to do best I dumbly said 'I dunno'.
Eventually we got into gear and things started to heat up but then I attempted to go down on her and boy, was that a mistake. I was hopeless. Talk about just being really crap at oral. I don't believe, in fact I'm absolutely certain, that she received no pleasure at all from what I was attempting to do.
I was so out of form that she patiently suggested we switch places.
Actual intercourse followed soon after but it was awkward and clumsy in the two positions we tried it in like when doing it missionary style I didn't know whether to lay on her and wrap my arms around her or to be up on my hands like doing a push-up and during doggy-style things were going a little better 'til I got a cramp in my leg and had to stop. Neither of us had even gotten close to climax and we just kind of lay side by side making smalltalk. It was torture and eventually we turned on the TV and watched some late night crap about god-knows-what before we both drifted off to sleep completely unsatisfied.
In the morning we parted as friends and she insisted she had had a good time but I knew it was a lie told to spare the feelings of one that had put in one hell of a poor performance.
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