Ineedafriendlgal

Late one oh so very lonely night
I read on the Adult match making sight
An ad that stated ‘INEEDAFRIENDLYGAL’
‘No strings attached I just want a sexy pal’
For after all we are a long time dead’
So try me. I am very sexy and good in bed!

Coyly I replied “My name is Glory and you sound too good to be true
But actually I'm way too old for you
With me you won’t want to date
For you see I am actually not 64 my true age is 68
Way too old for a young virile guy of just 54”
’Well Glory replied Jack to 54 please add ten years more”

Then Cyber Jack merrily confessed
“And , furthermore with age I am not obsessed”
Then he so solemnly declared
“As a matter of fact I'm really quite scared
And ever so weary of doing the commitment thing
I just need to have a casual fling

I am sick and tired of wanking with my hand
I just want to fuck while I still can”
So I hastened to email back “Oh I understand Jack
I would like to try YOU in the sack
For years I've searched for true love
But never found a turtle dove”

Now I am over being ‘OH SO NICEY’
Instead I want to be ‘RED! HOT! And SPICEY!’
So if you want to be set free
You could take a chance with me!”
Then Jack stated the strangest thing
That made me with laughter ring

“Glory I’ve always said ‘No casual sex please I'm British!’
But I'm over being foolishly fetish!”
His humour appealed to the joker in me
Retorting precociously “OH! Virile Jack! Let’s get together I charge no fee”
As plans were made to go to bed
Visions of sugar plums swirled in my head

We set the date the time and the place
While a Mona Lisa smile I wore on my face.
Emails quickly flashed back and forth
Of sexual fantasies we both thought
At last my inner wild woman had been set free
To banter ever so audaciously

I am tired of beach walks and fine wines
I want to have some naughty times
No MORE Will I Hide
My Sexy! Bawdy Back Side!
With you Jack I want to be bold and brave
And ride that enormous sensuous wave

There is so much of our bodies we need to explore
On eagles wings I hope we soar”
“Glory!Glory!BE!!!!!INDEED
Jack quickly agreed!
I yearn to make love ever so seductively
To be lost in the vast blue sea Fucking your cunt endlessly”

The next part of this tale about ‘Jack and Glory’
Is stranger than fiction, but indeed a true story
Virile Jack and and I met as planned
But what we obviously didn't understand
That cupid too thought he was invited
And what he saw made him OH so delighted

Cause without as much as a how de do
He drew back his bow bow and let his arrow go go!
Straight to our lonely achie breakie hearts
It is this precise moment the ‘Love affair ‘ starts
With a romance that came out of the blue
And a union so honest and true

Now my Virile Jack and me
Are entwined together for all eternity
But that ‘fairy tale ‘ending is clearly is a load of crap
Because you see Virile Jack was a wise chap
And did not propose on bended knee
Because quite frankly Jack and Glory did not believe in monogamy

Nor did they believe in the myth of 'happy ever afters'
Instead they shouted from the rafters
"No more do we believe in exclusivity
But rather we believe in truth and integrity
And if there ever was an Adam and Eve I believe they would be relieved
With the knowledge that they too were deceived

So I wonder if this new historical revelation
Will change the lives of the next generation?