the ageless sensual Goddess

2 The Ageless Sensual Goddess
(Singing as I walk on stage)

“Oh I do like to go into the sex shop
Oh I do like to buy my presents there
There is lots of things to see
There is fun for you and me
Inside the sex shop beside the sea”

“I want to purchase three pressies for my lovers
For me there is one and two others
What do you think I should buy?”
I said to the young sex shop guy

“Please think outside the box
For I definitely don’t want sox
If you were a sexy horny thing
What would pleasure your ding-a-ling?"

“Without a doubt” the salesman said with a sheepish grin
“I would bet on this cock and ball ring
But are your lovers functioning fully
As I see you are no young filly?”

"Indeed I am seventy and as you say ‘No young filly’
But to me your remark is ageist and really very silly
For like Aphrodite I am an ‘Ageless Sensual Goddess’
So tell me; why with age do you obsess?”

“You see Goddesses; to most men are in disguise”
Then right before his astonished eyes
I playfully danced with my pretty pink hat
And can you believe? He called me ‘A crazy old bat!’

“Remember” I chided “I am the Goddess from the sea”
As I let my scarf fall ever so seductively
Then mustering all my Goddess charm…
I trailed my fingers up and down his arm

Involuntary he heaved a heavenly sigh
So I provocatively stroked his gorgeous thigh
And as he gasped and panted with delight
I whispered “Tell me big man are your jeans too tight?

By now I was feeling sassy and bold
And my confidence suddenly increased 3 fold
So with gay abandonment I let my inner Goddess dance
Quite obviously common sense didn’t stand a chance

So with a soft shoe shuffle and a twirl
I felt once more I was a young sexy girl
Cajoling as I danced ‘I may appear boring brown and oh so icy
But actually I am red hot and oh so spicy!"

And his eyes boggled… when my dress tumbled down
Then his knees wobbled; and he fell to the ground
”And why I ask! Should I hide my cheeky sexy backside?”
Flashing my derriere with aplomb and pride

“You are incorrigible!” he remonstrated “Can’t you just be sensible??”
But obviously that was impossible for I was completely unstoppable
And stripping just made me boulder and boulder
So I impudently I rolled my Naked shoulder

Then impersonating Madame Lash I grabbed a whip
Declaring “Now young man don’t dare give ME lip”
And this I command …’No more will you chastise
For nagging is something I really despise”

Stop!” he groaned “Ok I agree you really are ‘fine’”
“FINE?" I questioned indignantly. “Now you are stepping out of line
Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic Emotional you may be
But I am an Ageless Sensual Goddess from the sea”

“Enough ! ENOUGH!!” he sobbed meekly from the floor
“I just can’t take any more…Please leave by the back door”
“No back door for me!” I shouted back angrily
And placed my stiletto on his belly defiantly.

“It’s just not fair!” I pouted kicking my leg in the air
As provocatively I straddled the wooden chair
“Sex is So! SO! Wasted on the young
When is it my turn to have some bawdy fun?”

You know when I feel my thigh it makes me so high
With an AH! And an Oooo La la and a heavenly sigh
As my fingers caress from my thighs to my breasts
With an AH! And an Oooo La la it’s simply …the best”

Teasingly now I moved my hips in a saucy figure eight
While he groaned and muttered “Oh no don’t! For goodness sakes!
Surely I must be asleep? I can’t be awake!!!???”
Then horrors of horrors he started to masturbate!

But suddenly he stopped! And curled up in a foetal position
So I knelt down very closely to listen
As he dribbled and mumbled incoherently
Surely NOW it was him! Not me! With ‘No Sensibility??’

But I was beginning to feel quite contrite
And desperately wanted to stop our fight
So I decided to act with a measure of sensitivity
For I realized the poor sod had suppressed sexuality

Now my Goddess wisdom was called into play
As I hastened to put his fears at bay
Reassuring him. ‘It was just my silly ego trip’
Promising ‘No more clothes will I strip’

Then with a toss of my head my hair tumbled down
And as I magnanimously pulled him up from the ground
He finally acquiesced “You are an Ageless Sensual Goddess’
So please! Please! Won’t you just get dressed?”

So I gave my hair another toss saying with finesse
“Remember each and every woman is an Ageless Sensual Goddess
With that I sashayed across the floor and out the front door
Completely forgetting what the hell I had come in for

Down I strode to the ocean blue
To swim with all the other Sea Goddesses true
Immersed in the living energy of the Aqua Sea
That’s the place we feel at peace and free

With mirth and glee I told the Goddesses my story
And they promptly nicked name me ‘Goddess Glory’
“But what did you really say?” they begged to know
“And where prey tells does the cock and ball ring go?

“Well, Goddess’s to that cheeky sales man I demurely replied’
“To you dear chap I must honestly confide
My men my lovers are simply all the best
I should know as I have put them to the test

And by the way” I boasted my lovers are fully functioning
And each one of my lovers makes my heart sing
Then I added with a sheepish grin
“ I bet this old mare could put some zing in your ding-a-ling!”

So finally dear Goddesses you want to know
Where does that cock and ball ring actually go???
Sorry! Goddesses I will keep that for another story
About Ageless Sensual Goddess Glory