Our First Time Swing

I got talking with an older couple about a month ago, at my local pub.

He’s 64yo, 185cm tall, stocky build, bald, and his arms covered in tattoos.

She’s 62yo, about 160cm tall, not fat but not thin, short died burgundy hair, and a tattoo on her forearm.

I’d gotten very tipsy, and we had this conversation…

Her “So where’s your wife, at home?”

Me “Yeah”

Her “That’s too bad, we could’ve all had a bit of fun”

Me “We could go back there if ya want?”

Him “You know what Kaz’s saying don’t you?”

Me “Yeah, so we can all have a good time, give her a girl to talk to?”

She chuckled…

Kaz “No, darlin’. You and I could pick a bedroom, and let Rob and your wife have another”

I must’ve looked startled…

Kaz “I might be old, but I still know how to fuck”

Rob “Are you endowed?”

Kaz “I’m not big or anything”

Kaz “Oh Rob’s fucking huge. He’s hung like a horse”

Rob smirked…

Rob “She won’t be disappointed, put it that way”

Me “I’m not sure that she would though”

Kaz “Argh… a few drinks and a game of strip something will fix that”

Me “Strip something?”

Kaz “Yeah you can play strip anything. Poker, snap… if you like twister, or monopoly?”

Me “Monopoly is her favourite game”

Kaz “Well we’ve playing strip monopoly before. Make it up… every time someone lands on Free Parking, or goes to Goal, they must remove an item of clothing”

Me “Maybe” giggling.

After organising a plan, we walked back to our place, where I introduced them to Michelle.

Michelle is a cheap drunk, and must’ve had a couple already. What I did like, is that she was already in her beige nightie, looking sexy. But she did put on her short sleeve satin gown after the introduction.

We all drank, and Michelle was getting along with both Rob and Kaz. Then Kaz asked this question…

Kaz “Have you guys got monopoly?”

Michelle “Yes, it’s my favourite game”

Kaz “Ours too, only we play strip monopoly”

Michelle “Strip?”

Kaz “Yeah…every time you go to Goal or land on Free Parking, you have to remove an item of clothing”

Michelle “Dave won’t let me strip off” chuckling.

Me “Why not, it’ll be fun”

Michelle “What you’d let me strip off in front of another man?”

Me “Why not? He’s married, you’re married”

Michelle “Gees, that’s a shock”

Rob “So that’s a yes then?”

Michelle shrugged her shoulders…

Michelle “Why not”

So we started…

First lap around the table, and Kaz lost her top, sitting on the floor in her long skirt and white bra.

Second lap, I landed on Free Parking losing my top, before Michelle went off to Goal, losing her gown.

Third lap, Michele finally got out of Goal landing straight on Free Parking. She decided to remove her underwear from under her nightie first. Rob finally lost his top too, showing off his solid hairy chest.

By this time, I was quite drunk…as was Michelle.

Fourth lap, and I noticed Rob cheat. He threw a 9, but only moved 8 spots so he could remove his jeans, leaving his underwear on. I did notice that his bulge was quite large, and I think Michelle noticed too. Kaz picked a card that sent her to Goal, so she removed her bra, exposing her large sagging breasts.

I reached over and grabbed a handful, as Michelle said “Babe?”

Kaz “Oh I don’t mind” smirking.

Fifth lap, and I lost my shorts leaving me in my undies. Then I cheated too, making out I landed on Go To Goal, and quickly removed my undies before sitting back down. Rob didn’t even wait, he just stood up and removed his undies, as this very girthy cock flopped down between his legs.

I looked to Michelle’s face…

Michelle “Fuck me dead, that’s huge”

Rob “I’d prefer to fuck you alive” holding his cock.

Michelle looked at me with a smile…

Me “Go on…I’ll go to the spare room with Kaz”

Then we all separated…

I failed big time, as I came within seconds, then had to taste my own semen as I orally brought Kaz to orgasm.

Then we just laid there naked, listening to Michelle screaming and moaning very loudly from our bedroom, for about 45 minutes.

Then we returned to the lounge room…