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jackstbernard
51, Male
COLAC, VIC

Looking for Women, Couples between 18 & 60 for A relationship, Casual encounters, Erotic chat or email, Something discreet, A Dom/sub relationship, Friendship, Something kinky

Life is short.....Nap hard!!

MANNERS
We all have our reasons for being here, we all have a list of boxes we need ticked. Now granted I am a little more like Shrek than Prince Charming and my "six pack" is in a really good esky. Should I push any boundaries, cross any lines, I apologise in advance for my intent is not to offend. My humour, my opinions, hell, even my appearance is not for everyone but to have "icebreaking" e-mails simply ignored is rude by any standard. This is all meant to be a bit of fun, another way of meeting people whose paths we might not normally cross, But if I wink or message you, surely it is only common courtesy to reply? I bear no-one any ill will for sending back a "thanks but no thanks" but get a little peeved at simply being ignored.

Enjoy poetry, long walks, and poking dead things with a stick.

Some say I'm condescending. (that means I talk down to people)

Already have the heart of a young girl......in a jar... on my desk

Wanting the fairytale with a raunchy twist, Have tried more "wholesome" dating sites to no avail. Maybe, I just need to look in the right place.
Okay, often lonely single Dad in country Victoria looking for something serious AND sexy. Knight-Errant, tilting at windmills and ever searching for my "Dulcinea", Steinbeck's "Lenny", clinging, however hopelessly to "happily ever after", a "sigma" eschewing labels, trying to walk his own path.
My 6'5 physique lends itself to dominance but respectfully so
Yeah I know, sounds like a conundrum to me too.
Irreverent and eclectic, articulate but not educated, can wax philosophical or just as easily laugh at a fart joke.
Me. 6'4" about 22st (195cm,130+kg) No oil painting, love handles, and kids to consider, fairly shy, not a pub/club person, baggage pretty well packed
Playing the field like this does not come easily or naturally to me but let's be honest, we all have an itch to scratch or we wouldn't be here. Would prefer something with a little permanence but happy to explore whatever comes along. So as long as mutual ground rules are in place before anything starts nobody gets hurt.
It also may be a little twisted, kinky or downright perverted but I must admit to being a karaoke tragic. So if you are interested it would be good if you could share or at least sympathise.

Kicking the "horny teenager" out of the drivers seat for a moment and installing a voice of reason with a touch of the "hopeless romantic". Not here for notches on the bedpost, one person, the right person, is my ideal. I want someone I want to wake up beside, not just take to bed. I don't want (nor can I do) pornstar sex (although I can dream and enjoy writing it). I want that flirtacious and perhaps cheeky build-up that comes with a cerebral connection. Despite AMM being a sex site I'm hoping a little romance won't go astray.


Also, so many people looking for a partner in crime, are you all criminals?



Okay, Colac is 2 hours south-west of Melbourne, an hour past Geelong. So catching up, even for coffee, may take some planning, but I don't mind travelling. Also finding the cost of being a member here outweighs the reward so if you are keen come find me on pof where it's free to chat



Thank you for your indulgence and wishing you the naughtiest of fun.


I can't answer questions you don't ask so drop me a line!

Ideal partner

Why don't they write x rated fairytales? Why do they always end with the "wishy-washy" happily ever after. Why can we only fantasise about the sex lives (kinks,fetishes etc) of Mr.+Mrs Prince Charming.
You see, I enjoy the romance , the thrill of the chase, the PDA's, kissing and cuddling but I also want someone who can keep it spicy in the bedroom (or where ever else takes your fancy) Think Snow White with a stock whip.
Looks aren't overly important to me (do think a photo is only fair though), but spark and personality are. A minimum of half a brain, wit and humour are also important.
Looking for a little adventure, but if the RIGHT person comes along definitely more.
Please understand I have shared care of my 2 kids and although housebroken they can be, sometimes frustratingly, time consuming.

MANNERS
We all have our reasons for being here, we all have a list of boxes we need ticked. Now granted I am a little more like Shrek than Prince Charming and my "six pack" is in a really good esky. Should I push any boundaries, cross any lines, I apologise in advance for my intent is not to offend. My humour, my opinions, hell, even my appearance is not for everyone but to have "icebreaking" e-mails simply ignored is rude by any standard. This is all meant to be a bit of fun, another way of meeting people whose paths we might not normally cross, But if I wink or message you, surely it is only common courtesy to reply? I bear no-one any ill will for sending back a "thanks but no thanks" but get a little peeved at simply being ignored.

. Thank you for your indulgence and wishing all the naughtiest of fun.

Should we meet, would skip the first date and go straight to the second. That way the ice is already broken and can be used to mix drinks and we can stagger down to the beach and watch other couples take long romantic walks.

Overview

Gender: Male  
Age 51  
Location COLAC, VIC  
Status Single  
Sexual Preference Straight  
Can Host It Depends  

Appearance

Height 193 cm (6'4'')  
Weight 120 kg  
Body Type Cuddly  
Eyes Blue  
Hair Bald  
Piercings Ears  
Body Hair Hairy  
Pubic Hair Hairy  
Endowment Length 15 cm (6'') - 18 cm (7'')  
Endowment Girth Average  
Circumcised Yes  

Lifestyle

Lifestyle Relaxed  
Drinking I drink socially  
Smoking I am a smoker  
Practice Safe Sex If Required  

Personal

Ethnic Background White / Caucasian  
Personality Independent  
Star Sign Aquarius  

Children

Have Children Yes  
Want Children Ask me later  

Work & Education

Education High school/Equivalent  
Industry Self Employment  

Interests

1 on 1 sex
Anal sex - Giving
Aural sex
Cerebral connection
Dd/lg
Deep & passionate kissing
dom me , sub you
Dom/sub relationship
Erotic chat/email
Foreplay (lots of)
Kissing and caressing
Mutual attraction, decent conversation
Mutual mastabation
Oral Sex - Giving
phone sex
Picture swapping
Toys - and i don't mean lego
Voyeurism
Watching & being watched