Would anyone like a dick latte?

Images kindly used with permission from @dicklatte   

Who doesn’t love their morning coffee! I have a tshirt which says “no coffee, no talkie”. And your barista can put a smile on your face with a beautifully crafted design that looks too good to drink.  

But did you know that dick lattes are a thing?

Yep there’s a barista combining coffee and dick pics! This talented coffee loving Instagrammer is guaranteed to put a smile on your face with his unique frothy creations. 

The creator told BuzzFeed that he was teaching himself latte art through YouTube tutorials when fate stepped in: “I was trying to pour a heart, but at the last second, a perfectly shaped penis plopped out onto the cup. I laughed and sent a photo to my friend, and we giggled. I promised to get it right the next day, but then it just kept happening. Finally, I just took the extra milk foam and poured some balls, added a few details with the tip of my thermometer, and called it a dick latte." 

We do have a couple of questions. Firstly, would you drink a dick latte? What would you do if your barista handed you a dick latte – I mean it is an invitation? Was it a hump day coffee special? And is it ok for a male barista to make one for a straight male customer? So many questions!! 

The anonymous barista is yet to reveal his identity as he says, "I feared my family and friends would label me an immature pervert who's too easily amused. Which I am, of course!" But with over 87k Instagram followers @dicklatte is the perfect way to combine our favourite morning activities! Coffee, cock and a smile on our face.

Make sure you follow @dicklatte on Instagram for your morning coffee shot.

Right, time for a coffee!


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  • cowgaluvoldrmen
    More than a month ago

    I think that’s funny but a lot would be offended
    Who cares it’s a foamy pic after 3 mouthfuls whose gonna know
    I guess if it’s approved by the customer that’s fine but always ask first ! Not shove it under someone’s nose without asking

  • Mickh Photo
    More than a month ago

    While I think sharing dick pictures in coffee is great I believe that it must be accepted first. I was recently shown a picture of a cuupa with a dick pic that was served to a very good friend. She was part of a group of ladies that ordered coffee. She was the only one to receive a dick coffe, while she is a very acceptable lady I find it disgusting that the coffee people think it is okay to be extremely rude to find this type of behaviour to e acceptable.

    • DeliciousEva Photo
      More than a month ago

      Well put. I agree.
      I wouldn't want it given to me without asking. I'd feel it would be done as a creepy joke that way for the reaction of disgust and offence rather than the silly fun of ordering it yourself.

  • Zamboon Photo
    More than a month ago

    Loads of cream and foam cumming out of the vulva art please ....but no I don’t think I’d enjoy drinking the pointy end of a dick latte ....

  • farmerjoe80 Photo
    More than a month ago

    That's gold ;-)

  • KinkyGirl101
    More than a month ago

    I follow this guy on Instagram. Love it!

  • DeliciousEva Photo
    More than a month ago

    I actually would.
    I hope someone makes vulva ones soon too!

    • AMM.Editor Photo
      More than a month ago

      He's tried to do vulvas but they require a lot more technique. Just like sex really *wink*

    • DeliciousEva Photo
      More than a month ago

      Of course they are...
      This is why a woman needs to make them.

      (not me. I'm shit at making pictures on coffee)

    • chesswiseagain Photo
      More than a month ago

      If they made a vulva one, I would love to lick it off !!!!!

    • LaughAnytime Photo
      More than a month ago

      Oooohh Eva I Lurve the way you think mmmmmm

    • strechticles
      More than a month ago

      My coffee machine makes vulva coffees almost every time and I have burnt my tongue more than once ;P

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