Vajazzle your Christmas Tree with Vaginaments

by Adult Match Maker - 15 December 2016 - 8 Comments

Whether you own a vagina or love vaginas, we had to share these adorable Vaginaments© that we discovered. If you’re tired of tinsel then we can’t think of a more appropriate way to deck your halls this Christmas.

Each Vaginament© is a unique, hand crafted design which is then lovingly embroidered. Designer Suzanne McAleenan says that “each one is sewn by hand, so no two are alike, just like in the real world!”  Bits pucker and dimple slightly so every item is unique! They feature a Christmas bell clitoris and come with snowflake pubes (or not for those who prefer the Brazilian look).

 “Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament© gets her wings!”

Feltmelons are based in Canada but their lovingly handmade vulva baubles can be purchased online


A photo posted by Suzanne McAleenan (@feltmelons) on


A photo posted by Suzanne McAleenan (@feltmelons) on


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  1. KinkyGirl101

    More than a month ago
    How cute! I can see my partner playing with that bell everytime he goes past the tree lol
  2. Tailgunner77

    More than a month ago
    Deck the Halls and your loungeroom Christmas tree with vaginas? The kiddies will love them.
    What a time to be alive.
  3. trusted8

    More than a month ago
    The only thing that would make these better would be if they were able to be eaten or made into an "all day sucker"on a stick.
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    Account Closed

    More than a month ago
    Hhhhmmmm talking about a sucker Where's the cock ones or at least the balls.?
  4. Leolady727

    More than a month ago
    Cute but, of course, these are VULVAS, not vaginas!


    More than a month ago
    We realise that but it's the name they've trademarked and as Suz was kind enough to allow us to share we respect that. You will notice we used vulva in the last line.


    More than a month ago


    More than a month ago
    Technically they're cunts. All encompassing. Vulva, labia, vagina and clitoris.

    But whatever you call them... They're just fabulous!

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