Our Findings on Big Dicks Unzipped!

by Eva Sless - 13 July 2015 - 122 Member Comments
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Hands up how many girls (and some guys) have received a message like this over the years...  “Hey, baby.  I've got a raging ten inch cock all for you...”

Yep. Thought so. Me too. Heaps. 

Beyond the obvious response of “Go away, idiot” that I have when I get these sorts of messages (Seriously, have you ever thought of just saying “Hello”?) there are a few more things I'd like to point out, just in case you're the sort of person who brags like this.

  1. No. Actually you probably don't. Let me give you a little breakdown in mathematics. Ten inches converts to 25.4 centimetres. To put that into a visual scale you may find easier, a two litre bottle of milk is just under ten inches long. A 1.25 litre coke bottle is just over ten inches. Two and a half tins of spaghetti stacked on top of each other is about ten inches... So, now we've established exactly how long ten inches is (it practically comes to my knees), we can probably establish that yeah, you don't have one.
  2. According to the Kinsey Institute the average penis size is around five to six and a half inches, and several other surveys by condom companies and other sex-based companies say very similar. That doesn't mean there aren't some monster cocks walking around the place, it just means it's not particularly common and, again with the maths, considering how many people claim they have one... Well it just doesn't add up. 
  3. I know a couple of guys who really have got ten inch (or close to) penises and none of them go around announcing it in every conversation, message, and text. They just don't. Why? Well I asked one of them and he said, quite simply, “Because it's irrelevant” and, for the most part, he is absolutely right. The thing is, if a woman wants a man with a big penis and you tell her you have one and it turns out you're full of shit and are actually closer to the average size, she probably won't have sex with you. This is because not only are you not what she is looking for, you've also just outed yourself as a liar and that's not particularly conducive to getting laid. I will mention that my friend also said that, if it gets to the stage of a conversation or date where they may end up having sex, he does mention it. Not to brag, but to inform. And that takes me to my next point.
  4. And this here is the kicker and one to remember, a lot of women actually don't like them that big at all. It doesn't matter what porn has told you. It doesn't matter what your mates say in the bar. A lot of women, when confronted with a very large penis, back off and think “No WAY is that going inside me”.The thing is, the average vagina when aroused (yep, we grow too, guys) is only about 4.75 inches long (do the maths) and, just in case you didn't know, is topped off with a barrier called the cervix. While some women don't mind their cervix being pushed heavily against in sex, quite a few find it rather painful and, although a vagina can increase in width by about 200% (hello babies), a very thick penis can cause quite a lot of discomfort. Even with lots of lube. Most guys I know with larger penises have to really learn and refine their technique so they don't cause pain or discomfort.

Now before the guys with the actual big cocks jump all over me for dissing them, I'm not. I personally love a super cock. But, after surveying some of my girlfriends and asking their opinions on the “perfect” penis size for them here are just a few of the responses I got.

“To me the perfect cock is like a doorknob. Short and fat. Stretches me but doesn't push on my cervix”
“7-8 inch is the size I'd buy in plastic, but when it comes to flesh, I make the best of it, regardless of size! The size does not a good lover make!!”
“5 to 6 inches is my ideal but considerate, larger lovers have also rocked my world”
“Honestly, size isn't really a big deal for me. The only time it is, is when it's too big. Cos that can really hurt.”
“I don't know. Normal size? I think my boyfriend is around five or six inches? I don't know. Works for me.”
“I've cum with small ones, I've cum with big ones. Honestly it doesn't matter when it comes to shagging but to look at, I must say, I like to LOOK at 7+ inches... But I don't always like to fuck 7+ inches.” 
“Penis shmenis. Can they use their tongue?”
"If it fits correctly in a regular size condom, then that's great. Occasionally a small one is good too because it rubs right on my g spot."
"An ex had a larger penis, however didn't use it well. No 'preamble' and no talent - He had a hammer and he could only do one thing with it. I'm now with someone much smaller and it's the best I have ever had."
"4-8 inches. 1-1.5 inch diameter. Anything smaller or bigger than that is not fun. Anything longer than 8 and they need to not put it fully in or it hurts my cervix."
"5-7in, circumcised or uncircumcised not an issue, manscaped a must, and CLEAN."
"I reckon big and thick. Eight or nine. But only if they know how to use it."
"I think 7-8 in to look at does it for me. I've heard some women say they are so ugly to look at. I think they are beautiful."

Trust me, guys. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being of average size. Nothing! If a girl likes you enough to want to see you naked and put your bits inside her bits then you've won half the battle anyway! And if you think good sex is purely down to penis size and penetration then you're probably not particularly good in the sack anyway. Mouths, hands, eyes, body language, words ... these are all part of what will make you a great lay.  So stop stressing. Stop bragging. We actually don't care all that much, and we're all different.

Work on being a nice, respectful, fun person, and all the rest will fall into place.

We've had a great response to this article, it seems to have struck a chord with both men and women. So, we'd love you to share this post and spread the word.

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  1. Dexter0007

    More than a month ago
    Women all tell me they love thick cocks in lucky to have both
  2. Amber6363

    More than a month ago
    My man's sexy cock is 6.5" of perfection and makes me cum hard everytime..... I can deepthroat it , take it all in my ass and have it slam my pussy for hours..............as an allrounder nothing compares!!!!! Biggest cock I've had was a thick 9".........beautiful to look at and play with .......to big to suck properly and only missionary had to stop him to painful ......he watched my man Fuk me and pulled his big cock and then cum all over my face
  3. justforfun558

    More than a month ago
    Also wanted to add, that a lot of men tell me they are not that big, but they are thick. Hmmmm. I've had such a thick cock once I couldn't even put it in my mouth, true. But the sex was terrible. However, if you click sexually with the guy and are having fun, size won't matter much.
  4. justforfun558

    More than a month ago
    I have met many men, and I can say most of the men have "smaller than average" cocks and smaller than what they would like to believe. I guess the average is 7-8 inches, but many men have much smaller than that. I have had the pleasure to have a couple of men with 10 inchers, but I can tell you that when they thrust that into you really hard, it can actually hurt a bit.
  5. 1234ethan

    More than a month ago
    I'm about 7.5" long which I thought was the average? I'm very thick though at 7" girth. I find most women prefer the girth, the full stretched feeling gets them off. To be honest I'd prefer to be smaller, 6.5" long and 5.5" girth seems to be what most women are happy with. Thinner might get me some anal action to! (with a woman).
  6. KonkeyDong69

    More than a month ago
    its a case of each to their own....some women prefer larger cock, some men prefer big boobs, some men prefer blondes, some women prefer beards, etc etc..... there is no right or wrong on this... we are who we are, we either float your boat or we don't... would be a pretty boring world if we all liked and enjoyed the exact same things in life... just smile and be happy

    THORGODOFTHUNDE

    More than a month ago
    100%
  7. inot69

    More than a month ago
    For me it's not about the size it's about the whole package ... not just being fucked but having them make love to you .... (but in saying that a really good quick hard fuck is good to some time ...lol ) most men need to learn how to use their tongue as well as their dicks for me.
  8. lotharia

    More than a month ago
    Big is my preference but not a necessity. The one crucial thing is that the guy stays HARD. I've screamed my head off over 5" and 12" and everything in between.
    In response to the post regarding not seeing anything over 9 inches, I have to say the the 12's are out there albeit rare.
  9. Melody2973

    More than a month ago
    Aren't all that if they person has no idea how to fuck :)), I don't think having a large ' cock ' guarantees that he'll be a great shag that's for sure :)
  10. Freiya

    More than a month ago
    Good kisser, personal hygiene, attentive, prepared for lots of foreplay, will listen and learn about what I like then we will have some fun..., if they have 6-8 inches with good girth =bonus.
  11. Tkbsee

    More than a month ago
    Cock ???? Is he a good kisser attentive caring and hard for the lady and passionate
    That's it for me.....
  12. Lord Richard

    More than a month ago
    Hi as a gay guy and a confirmed bottom. Its not size of a cock its how they use it and if your really turned on well whoosh it feels awesome. I did have many years ago a 12in cock. the guy was stunning to look at, great attitude and new how to use it. I just love cock simple as that. Great article, cheers.

    allinmymind

    More than a month ago
    Come on, you are on the bottom, you are turned on, I'm sure I've been there, apart from lining it up what is there about using it? We didn't mention know how to use it, so apart from that it would be all the same. Oh you did say that in the end.
  13. MsConqupiscence

    More than a month ago
    this is my fave article so far. spot on!
  14. Rockyman1960

    More than a month ago
    My experience has been - and I have a cock on the upper end of average - that women enjoy a good hard cock that is used well and that they can use as they wish be it in hands, mouth, pussy or wherever ....
  15. johnandaimee

    More than a month ago
    any cock less than 8 inch is a waste of time.
    a 'man' with anything less isn't a man. it just a pathetic excuse for one.
    Any man less than 8 inches should voluntarily cease all sexual contact and should be sterilise so that in the future these disgusting and useless penises are breed out of existence.
    Any woman that says different is a lier

    cooltimes62

    More than a month ago
    Yes you would hate my cock and I would hate your saggy small tits. Poor John!

    COOLEURO

    More than a month ago
    OMG what a disrespectful bitch , I don't fall into the less than 8 category but I still feel offended by her comments. You ain't getting mine no chance ,

    jenoo1

    More than a month ago
    She must have a very loose pussy anyway.

    oralexpertise

    More than a month ago
    ouch...id hate too land in bed with this chick...then again....I doubt ill run into her round vaucluse !

    MtgShadow

    More than a month ago
    Isn't it gr8 that even rude people get to have their say and then we know to stay clear of them. Aimee you would have to be one of the rudest people to have ever been in this forum. Good luck finding what you need after everyone reads your comments.

    ispywithmy

    More than a month ago
    I would love to know how you were able to have children with your 'pathetic excuse for a man''? As apon viewing is penis, I would assumed you would have insisted that he cease all sexual activity? I think this is the ramblings of some kind of a dom..

    Melody2973

    More than a month ago
    All class NOT :)))))

    Tkbsee

    More than a month ago
    So your profile list your guy as 6-7 inches is he to be sterilised and or euthanised for it or are you just shxt stirring ??

    Tkbsee

    More than a month ago
    Wtf is this person on the planet anyone with a brain that small is an invitation for retrospective abortion
    I feel....

    Leolady727

    More than a month ago
    You have a real problem, lady - don't take it out on the men because YOU have issues with being satisfied. I actually prefer a small to average cock - the old saying "it's not what you have, it's way you use it" is very true

    DeliciousEva

    More than a month ago
    And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have exhibit A in the "why men and women have such shame and embarrassment about their bodies and the global lack of understanding that every single person in this world is different and likes different things" conversation.

    All class. And perhaps a little bit of anger? Why so angry if your Mr M has the perfect penis for you? Should it even matter what other people have or want?
    lol
    Carry on.

    johnandaimee

    More than a month ago
    my "Mr" isn't even close to being 8 inch else I wouldn't need to be on here. Just amazing how many of you guys believe that a small dick is anything but pathetic

    Mischeviouslad

    More than a month ago
    Classy. Written by the Mr, withy delusions of adequacy, no doubt
  16. monstercockdom

    More than a month ago
    If a vagina is 4.75 inches long then how do I manage to get half way to my elbow with every single girl I've ever met ... I agree with so much of what's said and then u went and lied worse about the vagina than men do about their penis ... Disappointing So much was so true ... Sincerely that's about where the cervix is and it curves around the cervix at least that far again ... When properly aroused ... Anyone who hasn't liked large simply hasn't been turned on. Considering every second woman I've ever had told me later she's never cum before I'd say proper full internal arousal is a huge problem full stop ...

    allinmymind

    More than a month ago
    The only thing I doubted was how often it happened, but then again....

    And it is true there is fisting, then when really aroused you can use hand up and down and not hurt anything or take half again, well usually, I expect my fist dildo is bigger than 385ml coke bottle up to the neck.

    Ok I can see that you wrote this article now DE, I was confused by the names.

    DeliciousEva

    More than a month ago
    Can I also add I am very concerned you seem to think you can fit your arm through a cervix?
    Is that what you're saying?
    Or that the vag is like "U" shaped like an "S" bend or something with a cervix on the hump?
    I'm... I'm very confused. And concerned for the women you stick your arm in.
    :)

    DeliciousEva

    More than a month ago
    Its really brilliant when men comment on my articles and seem to know more about vaginas than the women who own them do.

    No, really, thank you for using your intelligent man brain to explain all about a body part you do not own but have stuck your arm inside so are obviously an expert in.

    It's refreshing and attractive being taught to suck eggs by someone far more intelligent and experienced than I with years of experience in not only writing and researching and, you know, actually owning, a vagina...

    Perhaps your extremely helpful man brain could read over the bit where it talks about how very elasticated and able to be stretched by around 200% the vagina is and how I also go on to mention that some (not all) women like it and that some (not all) do not.

    Amazingly having a big dick doesn't seem to stretch to reading beyond what you choose to see :)

    Thanks again for your help. How I've managed to make it as a sex writer all these decades before you showed up to explain how I'm wrong and a liar (oh wait, no it's all actually in the next few paragraphs) I just do not know.
  17. Cheekiness99

    More than a month ago
    It's great to be well hung........but still have to know how to use it. Of course having an eager mouth, helps as well!! :)
  18. barebummed

    More than a month ago
    I have a suspicion that a large percentage of men on this site don't know how big they are just take a wild guess. A lot of the pics I've seen don't look even close to matching the size they say they are... usually they say they're smaller!

    AlexandraCD

    More than a month ago
    I wonder how many guys get confused between cm and inches.

    allinmymind

    More than a month ago
    There is a guy that has a certain size, the pic looks small, but in real life he is actually big. So I don't think the photos do them justice.
  19. Leolady727

    More than a month ago
    Being a short, reasonably petite woman who's never had children, I really CAN'T handle a big cock - way too uncomfortable.

    Someone else made the comment about a small cock hitting the "G" spot - I've found this to be true - my late husband was small and I loved it - had multiple orgasms in the cowgirl position!

    allinmymind

    More than a month ago
    On me the small just pops out, during cowgirl that is.
  20. longhornie

    More than a month ago
    Can we get a similar article on Breast Size? A friend of mine was absolutely obsessed with the idea that she may not have 'enough'.

    Would public cleavage display be the 'bragging' behaviour in this context?

    What would be the role of the enhancement products and surgical augmentations which seem so much more common for breasts than for penises? And do these represent "truth in advertising" any more faithfully than a man saying he has a big dick?

    It would be very interesting to read similar comparable stats for this part of the human anatomy - average breast measurements, a survey of preferences and ideals perhaps. It would also be nice to see the reactions from men and female-attracted-females about how much is too much or too little and a discussion of any limitations particular sizes may bring to an intimate situation.

    If breasts aren't the most appropriate female cognate for penis size, then perhaps an investigation of the labia would be a closer match with similar facts and figures presented.

    allinmymind

    More than a month ago
    Women can't brag around other women it doesn't go down well at all. Guys know that or don't really care, although I am sure some appreciate them. Some women know that to look good in clothes, to look slim and fit in is the better option socially.

    DeliciousEva

    More than a month ago
    Yes, I agree. Both breast size and labia size, and what people are attracted to, and like, are a very interesting and personal things.
    What we're told we're supposed to like, or want, or have are very similar to the penis conversation.
    I'll definitely put it on the list as future articles.
    :)
  21. polox73

    More than a month ago
    you've got to play with the dick you're born with.. no use wishing otherwise. its more about satisfying your partner than worrying about how big you are/ are not.. lips, tongues and fingers do wonderful things

    Titianslady

    More than a month ago
    Definately agree it's the whole package that counts, not just the cock ,in saying that I'm a big lass ,big ass need a little bit longer for doggy.lol
    True about hitting the cervix too it can be very painful. I've not had kids either so still very tight even for the average cock. But it's all in how you work it, the foreplay etc. Do you just aim for ground zero or excite your partner first. I go for excitement first a big buildup up.lol
  22. 1DoorMan

    More than a month ago
    This so true guys average 5 to 6 inches is all you need its all about the surrounding environment your in and how comfortable and relaxed is the lady your pleasing do it right you will be asked back for more get it wrong get on your bike see ya babe.
  23. SEQsParties

    More than a month ago
    I think the first para of the article is spot on. Many people do not know what ten inches or nine or eight inches actually is.
    There is one regular guy at our parties who is constantly being told he has a big/huge cock but it is not much longer than 7" in reality.
    I see womens' profiles asking for nothing less than 9 inches. Having seen hundreds of dicks at many parties over the years I have seen probably one dick that size.
    If their requirement is 9" or nothing then these ladies would be getting nothing.

    monstercockdom

    More than a month ago
    Steve that guy was a moron and seq parties spot on ...

    1DoorMan

    More than a month ago
    Been to many a party and can honestly say have only seen one 9 inches long and a coke can round. Only one petite lady could sit on it all the way down she did the moving and really enjoyed herself all the other lady's that tried all got off.
  24. **Lee311**

    More than a month ago
    who cares how big what is`as long as everyones having fub :D
  25. Austphil

    More than a month ago
    I often see adds putting down guys with average cocks. Or asking for monsters. Ive been holding Gang bang parties, for 22 years and have seen more cocks than most women will ever see well over 1000. I have never seen a genuine 10 inch cock! A few years ago after having requests from ladies for the elusive monster, I ran a challenge, I would put together a reverse gang bang, for any guy who could post a picture of his erect cock along side a tape measure. Simple take a picture of your cock along side a tape, prove you really have 9 inches or more and I will supply the 4 or 5 girls to gang bang you. I got some nasty replies claiming they were still huge but not one single guy ever posted a picture of his cock with a ruler or tape on the top side showing his cock was over 9 inches. I seriously think some guys are measuring it from there ass. Interestingly, I also never see profiles by guys asking for tighter pussies? With all due respect, you would think the average woman would be built for the average cock and in my experience she is. Just for the record I'm around 7 inches and can bottom out on most ladies.
  26. CptnHook75

    More than a month ago
    Great Article. Could I put in a request for an article that discusses the shape of a penis and what women's thoughts are on them. Mine has a downward curve obviously from my profile pics and I have mixed results with partners, the majority being positive. However there are ones that curve upwards, downwards, to the left, right, at an angle. I am sure gentlemen in similar situations such as myself would appreciate the information.

    DeliciousEva

    More than a month ago
    That's a really great suggestion.
    :)
  27. voodoo660

    More than a month ago
    In my books, anything more than 7 inches is a waste because don't like my cervix being banged (too) hard... that said, I prefer a cock that is of substantial girth (approx 5-6 inches in circumference mid-length). Skinny dicks makes squirting less likely.
  28. smoothnthick

    More than a month ago
    Great write up, motion in the ocean? If these guys with the 9in were builders their work would all come up short lol glad my tape measure starts at 0 and not 5.
  29. merlin4432

    More than a month ago
    I agree I'm around 6 inches give to take half depending on how aroused. Some ladies have told me that guys with larger cocks tend to cum too quick as their increased size gets more stimulation from a tighter vagina. Well I'm happy to say that most of the time I do get good results with my average sized cock. If my cock fails my tongue usually gets the job done.

    Dexter0007

    More than a month ago
    My is 8" long 7" thick never had a complaint about the size a few complements
  30. mistresslooking

    More than a month ago
    loved reading this. It is refreshing to see words that actually empower men and women in this ridiculously too serious a subject of sex. The more openness and communication about all of these so called taboo subjects the better I say. We all have something that we don't like other people knowing about our bodies or ourselves but in the end it's all about the people not the parts.
  31. Oceananearth

    More than a month ago
    I'm perfectly happy with my 7 and a bit inches, circumcised, I don't brag, it is what it is. I get off on a mutual reaction in the moment......
  32. freetogiverall

    More than a month ago
    Great reading. I'm 6.5 circumcised and happy, can't complain about that !!!
  33. CuteBBW001

    More than a month ago
    Great article!

    I hope a lot of men read this. Personally 6-7 inches and thick. Anything longer and OUCH!! And of course, he has to be able to use it well.
  34. PartywithAmber

    More than a month ago
    What we have found is most guys claim to have a large cock but don't, I think their ruler is either broken or they're starting at 10cm.
    I like thick and long.
  35. Hoopcat

    More than a month ago
    I adore a large cock and if it's thick all the better but having great sex depends on technique not size so better to be skilled than hung. Finding a "utility penis" is so workable fitting all holes
  36. bluejade

    More than a month ago
    Mmmmm very interesting ?? each to there own hehe ... me dont mind 6/7 if got girth (lol good word l learn from my toyboy lover ) he mean thickness... Tho I like 7/8 with thickness or say mouth full (what I can put in my mouth lol) other wise if bigger 9-11inc dont think there be any enjoyment unless want to be banged anal ewwww no not my cupa T
  37. RoknRollGoddess

    More than a month ago
    For me, as long as the guy you are with is really hard for you size doesn't matter... unless it's too big ouch.

    Agree with the article and we are all sooooo different
  38. downundermumma

    More than a month ago
    I have been with men with very large cocks and also been with men that have had tiny cocks.
    In reality it really came down to the man themselves regardless of their size to get a woman off
  39. 9inchofun

    More than a month ago
    I think you will find there are as many different opinions on this as there are people. Each to their own I say.
  40. Switchingplay

    More than a month ago
    Thank god somebody has said it. Sick of dudes bragging about their size like its going to seal the deal.
  41. sexybitch35

    More than a month ago
    Great story , can AMM do more like that - breaking myths for both men and women

    FitGuy1969

    More than a month ago
    Great that some women are honest about size and don't expect guys to be hung like a horse.Some guys do have 2 heads and 1 brain.
  42. SassySandy

    More than a month ago
    Spot on!! great talk!!! Most guys under 40 are braggers, watching tooo much PORN then expect the same, I'm always asked what I like having done to me.....My response....... just go with the flow!! best way!!! I know a few guys with at least 10inch..OMG!!! nice to look at BUT can hurt and nothing worse than painful sex, too long for deep throat aswell, give me 5 - 7 inch any day..mmmmmmm

    Lord Richard

    More than a month ago
    Guys are exactly the same. They ask what do you like and want to do, lets go with the flow and let things happen

    sexybitch35

    More than a month ago
    Exactly
  43. CasualLoving

    More than a month ago
    It really isn't the size that brings a woman to orgasm.
    It is the mood, the foreplay, the teasing and all that prep work which sets the scene for success.
    And then when it comes to entering her, it is not just simple plunging motion that does it for her it is if you can hit her G-spot which is only 2-3 inches inside which makes her really enjoy it.
    So if the average size is 6 inches, there is more than enough rope for her to enjoy you.
  44. Letsenjoymore

    More than a month ago
    its right on, well said, the world gets caught up in crap hype
  45. phallux.

    More than a month ago
    I was telling a GF about a guy I used to play basketball with, John Green (for want of a better name). John was taller than the rest of us, he thought that was cool, and all he needed to be a good basketballer. I said I called it the John Green Syndrome. Later, after the GF and I had gone our different ways, I heard she was dating a guy, who was reputed to be carrying around a fair sort of schlong, and next time I met her, we chatted and the new BF got a mention. I delved into his reputation and she said; "Yes, very true.". And added; "But you know what? He suffers John Green Syndrome..."
  46. bi4bi6969

    More than a month ago
    Halleluya!!!! I hope all men read this. Loved reading it.

    andy0071

    More than a month ago
    But you can be to nice and don't get any either no matter how big or small you are or thick

    1DoorMan

    More than a month ago
    I agree dont be a dick its all about the Honey

    THORGODOFTHUNDE

    More than a month ago
    Work on being a nice, respectful, fun person, and all the rest will fall into place.
    Well said!

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