Guys! Read this before you buy your next pack of condoms

by Adult Match Maker - 10 April 2015 - 6 Member Comments
Guys! Read this before you buy your next pack of condoms

Guys who are new to sex may think condoms are a one-size-fits-all operation. That's a truism that’s popped up recently after Swedish singer Zara Larsson famously posted a photo on Instagram of a condom she'd managed to stretch over her entire leg. "Take a seat," she said, suggesting that men who claimed they were “too big for safe sex” were sadly mistaken.

She's right in a certain sense - condom manufacturers have been stepping up to the plate for some time now, and there's a golden glove out there for every lad - from the “size doesn’t matter” guys to the biggest of big. But lots of men might feel like they're bursting at the seams when they wear standard condoms, and that's not something they're necessarily imagining.

Here's what's important to keep in mind: Just because standard condoms are capable of stretching to impressive proportions doesn't mean they’ll be comfortable no matter your size. The fit (and type) of condom you wear can make a measurable difference in your pleasure and your safety.

Sizing it right

If you’re like most guys, you’ve probably already worked out exactly how many centimetres your cock is, but it's never a bad idea to make sure you've got the proper measurements on-hand.

Here's how to obtain an accurate reading:

  1. Make sure you're fully erect.
  2. Stretch a measuring tape from the base of your penis - that's where it meets the pubic bone - to the tip. Make sure you're not measuring from the underside or holding any slack in the measuring tape. Voila - that's your length.
  3. For the girth, wrap the tape around the base of your penis (about 1 cm away from the body).

According to Condom-Sizes.org it's the girth that will be the determining factor

  • Penises that are less than 119mm in girth are best-suited in a snug condom;
  • those in the range of 119mm-130mm are in the standard-sized camp;
  • and those 130mm or girthier should probably try a large size.

However, length is definitely a major consideration too, since a too-long condom can bunch at the base and a too-short condom can leave skin exposed. You should also remember to add a little extra room, length-wise, for ejaculate.

That said, you might prefer to ballpark it rather than do too much number-crunching. What has your experience told you? If you generally don't have a problem with generic condoms your pick up at the store, odds are, you're good to go with standards. If condoms typically feel baggy to you or have a habit of coming off, you'll probably be happier in a smaller size. If you're the king of broken rubbers - or losing circulation in the midst of sex - it's probably time to experiment with some plus-sized condoms.

Exploring your options

Fit is more than just getting the measurements right - the educated customer also knows which of the many options are best-suited to his style.

Here's a few common market varieties and what they mean for your bedroom activities:

Thin/Ultra-Thin: If you yearn to approximate the sensation of going bareback, thin condoms are your best bet.

Ribbed: These condoms come with small ridges and bumps that may heighten the sensations for your partner. Worth a try, but before you commit to a box of 24, try a smaller back to make sure you like them.

Flavours: If you wear condoms during oral sex, consider the relative superiority of banana over latex in your partner's mouth.

Climax Control: Some condoms come with desensitizing lubes on the inside to help one-minute men in their time of need.

Latex-free: If you, or your partner, are allergic to latex there are latex-free options on the market. Typically these are made out of a synthetic rubber, such as polyisoprene or polyurethane. Polyurethane condoms are stronger than their latex counterparts and because of the strength of the material they can be made thinner which means they provide more sensation and greater pleasure. They also don't have that latex smell and have less impact on the environment.

Vegan: This may come as a surprise, but not all condoms are vegan friendly. Some condoms are made with a small amount of what is known as casein, a milk by product. For those vegans out there looking to live a completely animal-by-product-free life, there are vegan condoms out there, often available at health food stores or online.

Lambskin: For the latex-averse, these condoms are not only more natural, but they're also more intimate-feeling. They don't protect against STIs, however - just pregnancy.

Female Condom: This might sound weird to try, but some men (and women) swear by its sensation-increasing properties. For men who can't seem to feel anything when they're wearing male condoms, a female condom can more closely approximate the feeling of going in with nothing on - plus it offers more protection against things like herpes and HPV, since it covers the entire vulva.

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  1. Philosophikal

    More than a month ago
    I buy my condoms from Lovehoney (the UK not the Aus website). They stock a wide range of larger condoms whereas most Aussie condoms (even the large ones) don't fit if you're longer than 8". I find Trojan Magnum fit me well - not too tight. I found all Aussie-sold condoms were too tight (even the large ones) - to the point that they were painful.

    Just because you can stretch one to fit over your leg doesn't mean it's comfortable - why else do they sell several different sizes of rubber gloves? Such a puerile argument.
  2. ErthBaby01

    More than a month ago
    Baby likes Four Seasons condoms, which are available in a larger size, and include a tape measure - she always enjoys the tape measure. I've found that you do have to hunt for them, but 1 out of every 3 supermarkets/chemists stock them, and most adult shops keep larger sizes for ladies who like sharing toys.
  3. thickalx

    More than a month ago
    Find the right condom for the right girth. most condoms are 8 inches long which most men fall under. the sizes change depending on how thick the penis is. Anything over 6 inches you have to buy custom condoms for your girth.
  4. 1234ethan

    More than a month ago
    I always struggle when it comes to condoms. Not only are they uncomfortable but they usually split which is not a good thing.
  5. Enigma1975

    More than a month ago
    I never thought anything of this but it does matter. In the past I used to use the standard 'one size fits all' thinking it would be fine - but I had discomfort and a female once said to me "that is restricting your penis has changed colour". It was difficult getting the condom on and off when hard. Agree with the above comment the manufacturers hardly label their condoms so you end up standing there with a plethora of selection choices trying to find something a little bigger than what is regarded as standard size.
  6. cocktailhour

    More than a month ago
    Yeah too bad most retailers don't offer anything but standard, nor a information guide to say if they offer anything but standard. And condom boxes mainly describe sensitivity levels in their name. Until this article I didn't even know they make other sizes. And the female condoms are great to but hard to find and very expensive when you do find them. They are actually far superior to any male worn condom. How about an article on them here to enlighten readers.

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